The president says he will give you amnesty if you are caught. What crime would you do?
2007-08-28 07:02:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I would find the ad agency that handles "Old Navy" and make them watch their own commercials until such time as they were dead. I will never, ever, buy their stuff simply because I hate their commercials so much. I switch the channel whenever one comes on, but 3 seconds is still enough to twist my guts with rage.
I think Geico should pay a debt of blood as well for the "so easy a caveman can do it" campaign. It wasn't funny the first time I saw it, it's honestly annoying now. Still not as bad as Old Navy.
Committing one crime isn't going to change the world, so I won't pretend that it will. My crime would be petty and personal, but it would make me happier. I can't shoot every person who drives horribly while yakkin' on a cell phone. I can't club every person who says "irregardless". I can't even force PETA to admit that they don't love animals, they just hate people. But, with amnesty, I COULD get rid of a very annoying commercial. That would be alright in my book.
2007-08-28 07:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Bigsky_52 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amnesty of not, i wouldn't commit a crime
2007-08-28 14:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I refuse to answer based on the fact that my answer itself would be a crime if Hillary Clinton is elected.
Besides, I'm not a murderer and wouldn't really do it no matter how bad she is for our country.
2007-08-28 14:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ricky T 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
None. A moral obligation to my fellow man makes laws unneeded. To bad some people are held in check only by the threat of dire consequences.
2007-08-28 14:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by davidmi711 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hmmmm, I would love to find a way to force my neighbor to move. Any suggestions on how to do it without killing or maiming someone?
2007-08-28 14:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by halestrm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would practice Free Speech!
2007-08-28 14:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pig secks!1!!!1
2007-08-28 14:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Pickled Salmon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would take a piss on Hillary Clinton's shoes, while she was wearing them of course.
2007-08-28 14:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont' have the need to commit one so I won't
2007-08-28 14:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about assassination? Is that covered? Uh-oh a conundrum...
2007-08-28 14:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by angrycelt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋