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According to Webster's dictionary, "Chicken" comes first.

"C" comes before "E"

2007-08-28 07:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by freebird 6 · 3 0

Chicken may be said to come before egg. Chicken, or something in that style, was hermaphroditic to begin with. And thus that chicken was utmostly happy and feeling perfect, having everything in itself, so perfect in the eyes of an envious goddess that she got angry and divided the chicken into two.

When the chicken realized that half of itself was now another chicken in another body just flapping its wings in the nearby, the chicken wanted to glue itself back to that other chicken, and the other chicken very much too, but they could not succeed, no matter how much they tried jumping onto each other or trying to lie under each other, but then they got help from their hormons and so made each half the essence that might help to create another chicken having something of the one and of the other chicken, thus giving origin to the concepts of mother with the egg and of father with the sperm, and to the entity of son or daughter to the conceived chicken.

Therefore we may venture to say that primeval parent chicken comes before egg, and off-spring chicken comes after from the egg.

2007-08-28 14:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by pasquale garonfolo 7 · 1 0

I would have to say the chicken because you can make a egg without the chicken.

2007-08-28 13:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by dallaslibra 4 · 0 0

The chicken came first ... and the egg was REALLY frustrated by this and had to pull out the battery operated toys that night.

2007-08-28 13:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Eric C 6 · 1 0

Dinosaurs had eggs long before chickens existed.

You didn't say what kind of egg!

2007-08-28 13:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by stickmanBOB 2 · 0 0

The fox comes first and eats the chicken.

2007-08-28 13:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the chi kens arr rived at the store at 8:15AM
the eggs only came in at 10:00 AM
so it is the chicken

2007-08-28 13:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha ha...

1. Evolutionists - Egg.
2. Creationists - Chicken.

Which came first God or Zeus?

2007-08-28 13:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by ragdefender 6 · 1 0

Classic conundrum - and the contradiction (not being able to get one without the other) just proves that one of your assumptions is wrong. (You assume that this is the only way a chicken could have evolved.)

2007-08-28 14:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Please look back in the archives of the Philosophy section to see thousands of answers to this self-same question, which is asked probably every other day.

You should be able to find it lurking somewhere in the other thousands of questions on "What is the meaning of life?"

2007-08-28 13:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 1 0

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