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ROFL!!!! You're either kidding or crazy.... or both

2007-08-28 06:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by huhyftcgbjhu 5 · 0 0

There is no life on Pluto. If you really believe you are a reincarnated Plutonian then you are crazy.

2007-08-28 14:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by campbelp2002 7 · 1 0

A large shiny foil hat. The Plutonians still on pluto love shiny hats. It's all the rage.

2007-08-28 13:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by Townie 2 · 2 0

Townie is correct. A foil hat is THE only accepted way to communicate with Pluto. Trust me, I'm an expert.

2007-08-28 15:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortunately for you, Pluto has been demoted - it is no longer a Planet. So, your passport has been canceled and mail is no longer being forwarded. You are now forced to spend eternity sending petition after petition to the Planetary Society so that you may return home.

2007-08-28 13:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Phone 1800-Pluto but check with your parents before you ring as it could cost a bit.

2007-08-28 15:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by John_UG 2 · 0 0

A good start would be to stop smoking so much weed and start calling 1-800-555-Mama. Mama knows best.

2007-08-28 15:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

Tell them to meet you at the following site

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2007-08-28 13:23:54 · answer #8 · answered by Troasa 7 · 0 0

You would have to start calling it "home-large celestial object".
It's not a planet anymore.Even us Africans know that : ) You will get used to it .

2007-08-28 13:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by KaribuTanzania 3 · 0 0

And I've got just the stuff.

2007-08-28 13:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Woodman 5 · 0 0

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