Before and after marriage?

Question

I'll give you the before marriage and you fill in the after.......Have fun with it!!!

Before - You take my breath away
After-

Before - Twice a night.
After-

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After-

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
After-

Before - When together, time stands still.
After-

Before - He's lost without me.
After -

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After -

Answer 1

Before-You take my breath away.
After-I can't stand the smell of alcohol on your breath!!!
Before-Twice a night.
After-He's only home twice a week, and he's drunk and passes out!!!
Before-She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After-He's such a control freak and he has to know where I am every second!!!
Before-I can hardly believe we found each other.
After-I wish I'd never met you, and If I hadn't been so drunk, I would have noticed that wedding ring on your finger!!!
Before-When together, time stands still.
After-I can't stand you!!!
Before-He's lost without me.
After-I can't find him again!
Before-Feathers and Handcuffs
After-Beatings and Handguns!!!
Before-Sweet long kisses.
After-I see my mother-in-law more than I see him!!!
Before-Nightclub dancing and dinners out.
After-He's out again!!!
Before-Holding hands and smiling at each other a lot.
After-Running again, he's got a rifle!!!
Good luck and may God bless you!!!

Answer 2

Before - You take my breath away
After- What's with your breath?!?

Before - Twice a night.
After- Twice a week.

Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After- She likes to control me in a situation.

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After- How did I find you?!?

Before - When together, time stands still.
After- When together, time drags. . .

Before - He's lost without me.
After - He's still lost without me!

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Clean sheets and the kids are asleep

Answer 3

Caution !!- sappy answers of someone still in love:

Before - You take my breath away
After- You take my breath away still

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After- I love the way we make decisions together

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After- I can hardly believe we love each other even more than when we first got together

Before - When together, time stands still.
After- The precious time we get together flies by

Before - He's lost without me.
After - We are lost without each other

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - More feathers less handcuffs

Answer 4

Before - You take my breath away
After-Your bad breath makes me gag

Before - Twice a night.
After-Twice a month

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After-She critiques the way I take control

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After-I can hardly believe Im stuck with you

Before - When together, time stands still.
After-When together, it seems like eternity

Before - He's lost without me.
After -I wish he'd get lost

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Dust mops and latex gloves

Answer 5

Before - You take my breath away
After- I hold my breath when I go into the bathroom after you

Before - Twice a night.
After- Twice a month

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After- She controls EVERY situation

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - I can't beieve I couldn't get away from you

Before - When together, time stands still.
After- It's not over yet?

Before - He's lost without me.
After - He can't find ANYTHING without me

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Handcuffs and sirens (lol)

Answer 6

Before - You take my breath away
after - you make me gag

Before - Twice a night.
after - whenever i can get it

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
after - she was in control all along

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
after - damn, what the hell was in my drink

Before - When together, time stands still
after - i'm wondering what's going on at the game

Before - He's lost without me.
after - now I can't get rid of him

Before - Feathers & handcuffs
after - my vibrating dildo

Answer 7

Before and after marriage?

I'll give you the before marriage and you fill in the after.......Have fun with it!!!

Before - You take my breath away
After- I found out it was asthma

Before - Twice a night.
After- Twice a month

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After- She's out of control

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other.
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
After- I think I lost him

Before - When together, time stands still.
After- When the he!! will this end

Before - He's lost without me.
After - He's just lost......again

Before - Feathers & handcuffs.
After - Handcuffs........jail

Answer 8

Its the same....Before and After - no difference

I have been married 12 years, wont spend a day or night without my wife without serious protest or reservations. I wouldn't want to do ANYTHING without her. Love my kids - they are simply the most important thing in my life. The sex is STILL the best I have ever had and gets better each time, never worse.

Its not that hard. Just find a soulmate and give some effort to make it work. It can and does. I wouldn't ever want to be single again.

Answer 9

I wish you would take my breath away.

Twice a month, if I'm lucky.

She always has to take control, not by choice.

What did I do to deserve this?

Time stands WAY too still.

Why can't I lose him?

5 minute quickie before the kids wake up.

Answer 10

You still take my breath away. Go brush!
Yipee! Its 2007
You are an unmitigated idiot.
Oh the Joys of Being lost.
If only time would move a little faster when He's around.
He's lost. period.
Raggedy Tees and bed crumbs.