2007-08-28 02:31:58 · 42 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Withhold farting for a week from her. That'll teach her.
2007-08-28 02:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be glad she is doing it and you are not.
One time my daughter's husband told her to stop during a game or show or something she did. She also told him him not to forget to put the vacuum up after he was through vacuuming the house. which became harder since she emptied the bag in front of the the TV (chip off the old block, for sure). He did the vacuuming, put it up and has never said a word about that again.
He is really a decent guy and he is the one who told the story.
They are not property (women) they are partners. Housework is hard work.
2007-08-28 02:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by rumbler_12 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just reassure them that vacuuming is pointless because you will dig up half of the yard,throw it in the middle of the floor then let the dog in.After he's had a good waller we are heading to your precious vehicle and on the way to the local sports bar I'm picking up a date for the dog.While I'm inside enjoying the game and a pitcher the dogs will be,well you know.......
2007-08-28 02:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be happy your spouse wants to vaccuum......Use closed captioning or watch ESPN sportscenter (you can catch the whole game in about 2 mins or less). Sorry, no sympathy for you.....
2007-08-28 02:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by Freedspirit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is so white trash.
Did you know the highest rate of spousal abuse in America is on Superbowl Sunday. Think about that when your spouse turns on the vacuum
2007-08-28 02:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by CSC78 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your credit card and a trip to the mall will keep me out of your hair during the season...Though I did also like the idea of being bent over the sofa.
2007-08-28 02:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would have to say that you should do the vaccuuming if you don't like when she does it. That's good punishment for ya'....
2007-08-28 02:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a reward 4 what she does instead of Punishment 4 when she does it?...
2007-08-28 02:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a bummer and would never happen in our house. I'm usually the one making everyone shut up so I can hear the game. I even talked my husband in to getting NFL Ticket on Directv. Try getting her to watch with you.
2007-08-28 02:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw the vaccuum out into the driveway and drive over it
2007-08-28 02:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by darkgoddess5150 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would anyone in their right mind vacuum while the football game is on? They should be banned from watching TV
2007-08-28 02:39:54 · answer #11 · answered by >♥Cat♥< 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋