the man tells the jeweler to bring him something as beautiful as his lady friend...
the jeweler brings a ring which costs $5,000
the man looks appalled...no i want something very special...
the jeweler brings out his most pricey peice at a whopping $40,000
the man heard his lady gasp and felt her tremble at the sight!
we'll take it!
i'm paying with a check and realize it must clear, so i'll be in monday to get the ring...
early monday morning the man came back to the store and the jeweler told him there were no funds in that account...
i know that, but ya wanna hear about my weekend!
2007-08-28 01:49:57 · 26 answers · asked by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gross.
Sexist -ageist.
And in the wrong section.
2007-08-28 01:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha, that's good! Took me a sec though.
2016-04-02 03:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would try that but nowhere takes cheques anymore. Funny that.
2007-08-28 02:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more power to the old man sweetie.. good one. must have been a vagira weekend
2007-08-28 01:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tsk Tsk. I'd heard it before, but it's still good.
2007-08-28 01:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha! My naturally blond sister felt for it again!... That's twice this month!!
2007-08-28 01:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Night Mare 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL... that woman must have been Paris Hilton
2007-08-28 01:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Haha thats so funny, I wonder if anyone has ever done that!=)
2007-08-28 01:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lol thats funny, I would K I L L him if he were my BF!
2007-08-28 01:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
That's a good one. LOL
2007-08-28 01:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by emma 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋