can a man handle being a woman?

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please Allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their School clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop

the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

FYI i am a woman and i do all of that and more, plus work. my kids dad isnt around. i know not ALL of us do it but a lot of us do.

Answer 1

I just read your question. Could I be pregnant?

Answer 2

Your suggestion that a woman would need a man's brain, and an attractive body, to take over the world is extremely sexist and insulting. ANSWER: No, I could not handle being a man. Not because of the gender itself, or because there is something inherently male that cannot be coped with by women. I imagine that, as anyone would, waking up with a different gender would be extremely traumatizing, and beyond the traumatization, would cause an extreme displacement of identity. My identity is female, therefor I do not want to be a man.

Answer 3

Most men could never handle it.
Especially if they also had to work full time.
Maybe that's why many exes skip town.

I truly admire women who are
able to shuffle these schedules.
A young neighbor spent
part of his summer with me.
His mother was here every
morning at 7:50.
Then she drove his sister to camp.
Before heading to her full-time job.
Her husband takes the end of the day schedule.
He arrived every day at exactly 4:15.
He also helps around the house.

I will say a prayer for you
and all other mothers (and fathers)
who must handle the schedule alone.
Not to mention the finances.

Answer 4

He could if he was stuck, but a mans mentality would make him a weird woman.(and B.T.W. not ALL women ACTUALLY
do ALL that stuff.... SOME couples SHARE the workload)

Answer 5

AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love that one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I guess men can never handle being a woman! Right! Star for you Sweetie!!!

Answer 6

men could deff not. we have to get ready veery mornign and get everyhting done. plus being pregenant and getting our periods ! id like to see them go through all that :p

Answer 7

You are going to get a star for that one. LOL

Answer 8

Neither side of the coin is easy.....my day you wouldnt have room to type.

Answer 9

Wrong category, good joke

Answer 10

I do all of that and then some too. good morning sis!