A silly song or poem from your childhood..the goofier the better? I will gladly pay you Tuesday with 2 songs?

Question

from my childhood, for your one song today.
My titles: " Indian Rubber Porkchops" and "Johnny Forbeck" Whaddya got?

chorus:
Indian Rubber Porkchops and disconnected cheese
A weenie turned a flip-flop
And landed in the peas

O I woke up late this morning
I looked upon the wall
The kooties and the bedbugs
Were playin' a game of ball
O the score was six to nothing
The kooties were a head
A bedbug made a homerun
And knocked me back to bed O..chorus:

I woke up late this morning,
The chickens were all dead,
I got so darn disgusted
I went right back to bed...O..chorus:


..that's one!

and here's the other...

Johnny Forbeck

Chorus: O Mr. Johnny Forbeck how could you be so mean?
I told ya you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
For all the neighbor's cats and dogs will never more be seen
They'll all be ground to sausages in Johnny Forbeck's machine!

1. The was a little Dutchman his name was Johnny Forbeck
He was a dealer is sausages and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages that ever you have seen..
Till one day he invented..the wonderful sausage machine...hey! chorus:

2.One day a boy came walking
He walked into the store
Ha bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
Then he began to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
And all the little sausages went dancing around the room..hey! ..chorus:

3. One day the thing got busted,
The dsarn thing wouldn't go,
So Johnny Forbeck he crawled inside to see what made it blow.
His wife she had a nightmare,
And walking in her sleep,
She gave it a crank and off it went....

AND JOHNNY FORBECK WAS MREAT...HEY!...chorus:

uh....you like?...Blood Sausage, anyone?Mua-hua-hua-hua-ha-ha!
Ahh...childhood!

uh...not MREAT...but " M E A T !"

Idona Plae: You name is hilarious. I'd forgotten all about li'l bunny foo foo. Now I gotta post a new question ' bout that!

Answer 1

Had a little monkey, lived in the country
Fed him on shortnin' bread
Along came a choo-choo, knocked him cuckoo
Now my monkey's dead

and:

Way down yonder in my pawpaw's town
The men don't quit 'til the sun goes down
I ask my Ma for fifty cents
To watch the elephant jump the fence
He jumped and he jumped and he jumped so high
He didn't come down 'til the 4th of July

and:

Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey go choked
And they all went to Heaven in a little row-boat

and:

I went down to Caufield and I walked around the block
And I walked right in to a bakery shop
I saw those donuts frying in the grease
So I handed the lady a five cent piece
She looked at the nickel and she looked at me
And she said, "This nickel's no good, you see
It's got a hole in the middle and it's all the way through"
I said, "Well, there's a hole in the middle of that donut too"


and:

I am a funny little Dutch girl
As funny as funny can be
And all the boys around my town
Sing funny little songs to me
My Boyfriend's name is Sambo
He came from Alabamo
With a pickle on his nose
And a pickle on his toes
Singing ee-yi ee-yi oh, Sambo

(I know I know a bunch more but can't think of at the moment).

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I remember my older brother singing:
Hush little baby,
No, no, no.
I'm gonna steal us
A Nintendo!

Then my parents would sing
Take these f***in' wings
(at least that's what I thought the words were lol)

My Swedish grandparents sang some song about Cripcorker - a potato dish with ham and ?

My Irish grandparents would sing Irish songs from their bar's jukebox

Oh what a childhood that I had,
Not that it was all that bad.
Being the youngest I was small,
But I learned to whip them all!
La la la la hey hey hey good bye

Oh and I was really liking Barney and Sesame Street Songs.

When I went to preschool, some Hispanic kids were singing a song that sounded like:

I want une dolla
From you senora...

Answer 4

Little rabbit Foo Foo
Walking through the forest
Picking up the field mice
and bunkin em on the head

Along came a fairy
and to rabbit Foo Foo said,

Little rabitt Foo Foo
I don't like your attitude
Stop picking up the field mice
and bonkin em on the head

Another

There was a girl who's name was Liz
The boys all called her Lizzy
She took a ride on a merry- go- round
And now poor Lizzy's dizzy
Poor poor Lizzy
She's really in a Tizzy
Took a ride on a merry-go-round
And now poor Lizzy's Dizzy

Answer 5

Well, everybody knows this one:

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.


And there there was:

A little miss
went out to
Pick some flowers

In the grass
Up to her
Ankles deep

And a whole bunch of others not readily printable in the company of Moe, Larry and Shemp.

Answer 6

A bit before my time:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldnt you?

And how about:

Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie
Vanilla Soup, a double scoop please
No, maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I will
The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie
Don't let it get on your jeans
And though it sounds a little strange
Well, you gotta eat it with gloves
Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
It weaves its way through my dreams,
And I do believe I'm gonna have one and
Leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream.


PS H2 SO4 is sulphuric acid, not Hydochloric (H Cl).

Answer 7

Yeah, as I was cleaning out the drawer I found a few.
Slightly yellow in appearance but yet awesome to a time that has passed.

My daughters favorite little song.

This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because......


She really loved it and it will always be in my cold blooded German heart.

Answer 8

Freddy

I am eight and I am fat
My best friend is a yak
He won`t attack
The postman
His name is Freddy
Because he wants to break free
He won`t hurt me
Love is the key
To a happy Yak called Freddy

and

We will we will YAK you.

I took Freddy to a rock concert
It`s not his natural scene
but he was hell bent on seeing queen
I dressed him in a leather hide
Written on the back "Live to ride"
He seemed to blend in rather well
Despite being fifteen foot long and hairy as hell
It doesn`t matter if he`s smelly and hairy and big
You can always get a Yak into a rock n roll gig

Answer 9

Here's two that I remember:

Chickery Chick, and Mairzy Doats. Want some of the lyrics?

"Chickery Chick Cha La, Cha La, Chicka la roni in a bananica, walica, balica can't you see? Chickery Chick is me."

Mairzy Doats and Dozi Doats and little lambzy divy.....
(Mares eat oats, and Does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy)
A kiddledee divy too, wouldn't you?
( A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

How much sillier can you get???

Answer 10

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