2007-08-27 19:43:36 · 41 answers · asked by nitty b 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
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2007-08-27 20:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want best results then the best time would be in the middle of class when the teacher is lecturing!!
This will really get the class going and the teacher will really enjoy that!
You could try the TERRORIST FART.. thats when you go into a packed elevator and let one rip.. If you have no shame just let that puppy errupt but if you are a sniper type just let a little bit out at a time..
everyone will be trapped in your chemical warfare!!
2007-08-27 19:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by crazycovey21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite time to RRRip one of those farts that you know is going to be Frreaky LOUD, is when I,m seated in a hard plastic booth like @ Mc-Dons & sitting across from my wife ! You would think that after the 9-10th time she would,nt still get that "look" on her face, but she always does? Then theres the ol" maggot gagger that I like to deposit in an elevator just b-4 I get to my floor,,,I step out & some poor slob steps in and the door closes just as he/she reallizes that there trapped !He He he:)
2007-08-27 20:22:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a funny question.
i do that when i'm in a park. i just keep a 10 meter distance and do my loudest fart with FREEDOM.
anyway, the air will help distribute the scent as fast as possible. hahahahah.
2007-08-27 19:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by bukayo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in an aisle of a store, with some one you love with you. THEN.. after you fart, point at that person and yell.. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
OR.. in a tunnel of a walk through aquarium.
2007-08-27 19:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Farting is a neat trick to use if you don't like that person around you and us it as excuse me, it rude I know... hahah. Hey it works!
2007-08-27 19:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!! Usually when you are alone that way nobody hears and nobdy gets miffed about the offensive odour..
2007-08-27 19:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Wild Eyed Joker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
During a ballet
2007-08-27 19:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
At your own wedding, first. If you cannot do it there, let one rip at a funeral. If you don't get that opportunity, there is always the supermarket line. Whatever you do, don't forget your lighter.
2007-08-27 19:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Little Charlie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the driver's seat with all the windows and doors locked when your friends are pissing you off
2007-08-27 19:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Aniatario 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! When you're in an elevator :D
Or when you're at home alone...
Or, in the queue for the checkout at the supermarket.
2007-08-27 19:47:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋