i always here gay things about the good ol' fords, like fately obesse redneck driver, but what ones is there for chevy?
2007-08-27 18:38:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Chevrolet
Not that I necessarily like these:
Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Here's some others:
Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F'ing Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F'n Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F'n Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Damm't, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
2007-08-27 18:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by chewy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Hope you like these.
2007-08-28 20:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one for Ford is Found On Road Dead. lol. Chevy owners have no sense of humor, so, have no well laughed about acronyms. GMC=God Made Chevies.
2007-08-28 01:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GMC= garage mans companion
GM= great machines
Chevy=corvette has every vehicle yurning
ford=first on race day(yeah, only cuz it's been there since last sunday)
mopar= mostly old parts and rusted
2007-08-28 12:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by dream o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creating
Haters
Each
Violent
Year
2007-08-28 17:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHEVY:
Cold, heap, every, village, yells.
Crap, heap, extra, valves, yuko
Can't, help, even, vans, yelp
Chick's, hate, everything, virgins, Yell
Chances, have,easy, varying, yen
Check, hell, every, valve, yelps
2007-08-28 02:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clutch hangs every valve rattles oil leaks every time
2007-08-28 04:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by mdk68gto, ase certified m tech 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crappy
Heap of
Excrement,
Vomit and
Yeast
2007-08-28 01:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rap
On
Long
Extended
Trips
2007-08-28 11:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by atvman_400 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋