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So they know when to pimp slap their wives for stepping out of line.

2007-08-27 17:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

What? Men don't stand by the stove often,so what's the deal? They should be able to wear a watch if they want. Clock on the stove or not.

2007-08-28 01:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by fred a 4 · 0 0

The clock on my stove doesn't work. And I don't wear a watch. By the way, what time is it?

2007-08-28 01:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1 0

Because I need to sneak a time check when the stove is not working - the way I want it to work!

2007-08-28 01:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who wants to lug the stove everywhere just to get the time? It's much easier just to have a watch than is is to be disconnecting all those gas lines & such... plus all of the dirty pots that are on top of it from dinner. PIA.

2007-08-28 01:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

You can't read the one on the stove so we look at our watch and tell you what time it is.

2007-08-28 01:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 0 0

why did the housewife greet her huband a the door?
cause herr chain is too long
why can't women ski?
cause there's no snow between the washing machine and stove..

horrible jokes, immoral. and degrading.

2007-08-28 01:00:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My theory about man haters getting less intelligent with every passing day seems to be standing up pretty nicely.

2007-08-28 01:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by {}Chris{} 3 · 0 0

"Allowed" to wear watches? Are you implying that everyday decisions of a 'personal choice' nature should be controlled for them?

Just as you presumably don't want to be subjugated to a man, you should likewise not try to control others.

2007-08-28 01:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1 1

because the woman cooking would block their view of the clock... :)

2007-08-28 10:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0 0

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