Have you ever had?

Question

a Fatal Attraction

I have, he tried to kill me with a chainsaw

Answer 1

I met a girl once at a party who seemed to turn up everywhere after that.
She was friends with one of my mates, and decided to rent a room in his apartment. Suddenly, every time I called to see my mate, she was there, every time our group of friends went out, she was there, and she was really not nice to any girl I was with. She would walk around the apartment in almost nothing, and generally flirt at any opportunity.
As I wasn't interested, I was friendly, but only to the same extent as I was towards any of the other girls in our group.

One day I called at his place to pick him up to go to the club for dinner, and while he finished dressing, she asked could she come too. As we were meeting two ladies at the club I said it would be better if she just came to a party we were all going to in a few days time.
When my friend and I arrived at the club, the doorman said we should have a coat to get in to the show.
My friend said to come back to his apartment to get two coats, and we drove back.
Imagine our shock to find this 21yr old girl laying across the kitchen table, having eaten every tablet in the place, drunk a bottle of brandy and slashed her wrists.
Quickly we called an ambulance, stuck a finger down her throat to get the tabs up, and bandaged her wrists with 100 mile an hour tape.
The hospital took good care of her, we found her parents and they took her home (she had broken with them) and recieved treatment for depression.
I heard some years later she was very happily married and doing very well financially.
I,m such a boofhead, not seeing it coming, but I was only 18 at the time and more interested in cars and what the surf was doing.
It really changed the way I interacted with people. I keep thinking of the different conversations we had over the period. I can't remember anything I said that could have upset her at all, but I keep blaming myself for it somehow.

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Answer 2

Not as of this date.

Answer 3

My dog once thought I was a chicken (Chickens drive him crazy and it is fatal enough, for Chrissake!) one night when I sneaked in to the house so my roommates' "beauty" sleep wouldn't be bothered. He bit my leg, wiggled, and tried to tackle me, only to find out that not only was he chewing his master's leg, but it was salty too so it couldn't be a chicken. I yelled a loud 'Yawww!!!!' and my dog's nerves ran cold.

And we ended waking up everybody.

Answer 4

Haha, I dated this crazy Portuguese guy once. When I broke up with him, he kept coming around my apartment, calling me, having other people call me, and harassing me online (he kept changing screen names pretending to be other people, but I knew it was him).

The last time I went to his dorm (to return his books), he begged me to give him another chance. I told him no way, so he threw himself down the stairs, dislocated his shoulder, and pissed his pants in the process. Then he tried to tell everyone I pushed him, haha. What an idiot.

Answer 5

No but in my fantasies it seems so exciting. I wish a man felt that much passion for me I guess. I don't know if I want to experience it for real. Jealous and dangerous.

Answer 6

Are you serious about the chainsaw thing?! =|


But to your question,
NO, I never did....

Answer 7

I have been known to give a look that kills... but to date, none have died yet.

Answer 8

No, my only stalker was a wuss who rode his bike to my house. Not very scary.

Answer 9

Damn!!!!! I personally don't hang around with chain saw killers, at least I don't think so

Answer 10

No but had one I didn't think I would ever get rid of before ...