When my daughter was 3, I was pregnant with my second child. We lived in Alabama, it was in the early 70's and being struggling young hippies we were very poor and I went to the community health care center which was 98% black. The new moms would often bring their new babies in for their 6 weeks check up, one day Jessica (3) was looking at one of the new babies and she yelled across the crowded waiting room, "Oh how cute!!! Mom can we have a black baby??? I just love his hair!" The black women were rolling on the floor and I was hoping it would open up and swallow me! lol
2007-08-28 03:31:36
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answered by michelledenay 2
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In the grocery store w/my three year old behind an old couple, and he said out loud, "PEEEEEw, I smell poopies." The old man turned around and looked at him. He said it again to the old man. I said, "he always says that." Although that was the first time I'd ever heard him say it. Embarrassing.
2007-08-28 00:11:35
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answered by Wickwire 5
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Well mine is when my daughter asked me what was wrong with a mentally challenged person that was in a wheel chair (this is not funny though). She said it loudly! She kept staring and I told her it was not nice to stare (but, the mother of the child heard her ask me what was wrong with her son). She actually was really nice and tried to explain it a little to her, she said (the mother of the child) she hates it when adults stare like they are crazy though, she can understand it when kids do it and she doesn't mind answering people questions though.
2007-08-28 00:08:00
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answered by mphsgurl79 3
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I was grocery shopping when this little boy yelled to his dad at the end of the aisle "Hey daddy mom just farted!" It wasn't embarrassing for me but the mom turned beet red.
2007-08-28 00:07:02
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answered by Sunny 3
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There was this lady in line at the grocery store in front of us with a really big gap in her two front teeth, she was very nicely talking to my daughter and my daughter said "Hey! You lost a tooth!"
2007-08-28 00:14:26
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answered by bttrmlkbsct 5
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Haha I remember when I was a kid and I was swimming in those inflatable pools. And after I was done swimming, I came out and my aunt hosed me down with a hose to wash me off. And I said, 'It's still dirty.' And what I meant was I just peed in my swimsuit and its dirty. So then I had to take off my swimsuit and I was butt naked. By the way this was all recorded on video tape. That's how I remember all of this. =]
2007-08-28 00:10:53
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answered by . 6
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I don't have kids, so I have to create my own embarrassing moments -- like trying to put my groceries into a car that looks exactly like mine -- except it isn't. I kept wondering how the poodle got into my back seat and why my remote entry keyfob wasn't working.
2007-08-28 00:06:18
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answered by Resident Heretic 7
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My mom told me that when we were " not copying ", grocery store that i asked for candy or something and i was like 2 and she said no its not heathly or something and i was screaming " Your not my mother ", lol everyone was staring apparently and questioning and stuff : ( sorry mom lol
2007-08-28 00:10:03
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answered by Anonymous
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i can remember one my pastor told me. he was a high school teacher in English. one day while in class, he noticed that everyone was very attentive and everyone was smiling. he thought that he must be giving a very interesting lesson. at the end of the class, they all filed out of the room. the last girl in line leaned toward the teacher and whispered,---your fly is unzipped.
2007-08-28 09:19:00
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answered by oldtimer 5
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one night my family went to a buffet and my daughter ate a lot and was running around the table and a really round ball rolled out of her pants. then my younger daughter stepped on it a nd began screaming her head off. the ball turned out to be poop
2007-08-28 00:08:02
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answered by bong bong bang 2
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