After laughing I would ask for the ticket because no one would believe I would ever speed. I am forever getting teased about going to slow...
2007-08-28 12:04:48
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say "No fire, Officer. I drive this way to appease the Velocity Gods."
2007-08-27 21:39:54
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answered by Tut Uncommon 7
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Ah, you know about that? And I thought I was getting pulled over for speeding, man, you guys are good.
2007-08-27 21:38:35
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answered by Anonymous
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There's no fire I was rushing home too see cops.
2007-08-27 21:32:03
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answered by Here Kitty Kitty 5
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I would say "I'm not sure, but you know what they say, where's there smoke there's fire, so start smelling". That would get me a ticket for sure huh?
2007-08-27 21:30:58
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answered by Anonymous
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might be your coffee burning bad cop no donut
2007-08-27 21:32:50
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answered by Anonymous
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I would use Britney Spears excuse...The paparazzi was chasing me!
2007-08-27 21:50:21
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answered by Smarty Pants™ 7
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It's 100 miles away, and I have the only hose!!!!!
2007-08-27 21:36:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say: "Give me a ticket & it's gonna be in your house, copper! Muwahahaha, muwahahaha, yesssss, exsssssellent."
2007-08-27 21:31:50
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answered by Anonymous
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pleas dont search the trunk
2007-08-27 21:30:21
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answered by Anonymous
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