I'm thinking of changing my cat's name to "Insanity Claws"... what do you think? Any other suggestions?

Answer 1

We've all been there with destructive, moody cats, how about:

" Edward Scissor claws"
"Kitty Krueger"(if you could find him a striped shirt)
"Jean-Claude Van Damn Cat
It could be worse, he could be one of these cats.

"http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Answer 2

Crouching Kitty, Hidden Claws

Answer 3

LOL. My puppy's name is pickles but it doesn't really have anything to do with her character. I take it your cat has some serious claws or issues with scratching. I really like Insanity Claws but Anestoclaws (A-nest-o'-claws) would be a good name too! or if he's messing up your furniture you could call him P.I.T.A. (Pain In The Âss) for short.

Answer 4

Poor little Insanity Claws will get confused!!

Answer 5

thats an awful big name for a cat how bout just insane...or claws

Answer 6

Good luck fitting that on the Name Tag Collar

Answer 7

Wait until after CHRISTMAS to do that - but start calling it Santa Claws until then ;););)

Answer 8

The Insanity Clause gets him off the hook when he goes psycho kitty, does it? Mine try that defense with me, too :-))

You could just name him Jack the Ripper :-))

One of my cats is named Peter Johnson, but his nickname is "Spawn of Satan." :-))

Answer 9

My friend named her cats "U R Crazy" and "Sassy Butt". Why can't you choose a normal name like "Fluffy"?

Answer 10

We named a dog "Askhim" when I was a kid, so when people asked us what our dog's name was we would simply say "Askhim". My Gramma did not find this as amusing as my Daddy and Gramps.
Peace.