Prove it!!! :)
2007-08-27 12:44:54 · 32 answers · asked by Missy (aka: La Tigres) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ready, ok, peek-a-boo! *puts hands over face* uh oh, where did i go here i am! PEEK-A-BOO!!*takes hands off face*
welll....... i tried, have a good night!
2007-08-27 12:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 03:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by ammon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse walks into a bar, the Bartender says, "Hey there, why the long face?"
A scientist calls to God that he has solved biology, history, clonning, astrophysics and time travel, and tells God we don't need him*. He says ok, we'll both make a new universe and which ever one of us finishes first will rule all things. The scientist agrees. God grabs a handfull of dirt and does his thing. The scientist waits and is sure he can beat the 6 day thing. When God finishes and says, "It is done", the scientist reaches down for some dirt and begin.
God says, "Hey! No cheating! Get your own dirt."
*(mother/father being of all creation)
2007-08-27 12:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and I really enjoy making people smile !
2007-08-27 12:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh,...I'm capable of making you do alot of things,Sister!
Now,...doesn't 'that' put a smile on your face?
2007-08-28 04:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um... I could make someone smile by making them dislike me, and then accidently falling down a flight of stairs.
2007-08-27 12:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Martin Evilmind 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes at times I am
2007-08-27 12:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush will be out of office in about a year. Should make everyone
smile.
2007-08-27 12:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heck the funniiest thing to me is when someone tells a joke and everyones silent and all of a sudden people start laughing because the **** wasn't funny. it was funny that the joke wasn't funny
2007-08-27 12:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar looks like a nerd...lol jjk. Did that make you smile or say/think something obscene?
2007-08-27 12:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that when I moon people that are going by on Amtrack, they smile, but I`m not sure.
2007-08-28 13:14:41 · answer #11 · answered by Neil R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋