Complete this: Barry Bonds' steroid head has swollen big that...........?

Question

I personally think it will soon develop a gravitational pull and he will no longer be able to bat because any baseballs thrown in his direction will automatically move away from the plate and be drawn toward his head, where they will go into orbit...They will stay up there, just spinnin' round and round until they crash into something
...Umpires and catchers will have to stand way off the plate, and I'm afraid some little kid wanting an autograph will be killed if Barry leans toward them

Left out the "so" between "swollen" and "big"...my bad

Answer 1

Bin Laden is hiding there
It's the backup location for Air Force One to land
Gets NFL Network

Lotta possible good ones...

Answer 2

the sun was pulled into it's gravitational field. And in about 1,000,000 years, Venus will collide with it and cause an explosion that will soon reach Earth and obliterate anyone who doesn't have a sun orbiting around their head to pull away the chunks from the blast...
But seriously, Barry Bonds stuff is getting old.

Answer 3

Give it a rest. If people are already over it, theres no need for YOU to bring it back up.

Everyones just getting back to normal and now your just going to make this baseball section a disgrace because you posted this.

Answer 4

It will replace all "Bob's Big Boys" mascots on top of their restaurants and the beef in the hamburgers will be "steroid free"!!!!!

Answer 5

That Barry Bonds bashing is now beyond past it's course & boring.

Answer 6

even though without the steroids he had a good chance to make the HOF.

Answer 7

his head size grew a full size.