what are your qualifications?
sarcasm is welcomed. humor is usually a must but can be overlooked in certain circumstances
2007-08-27 09:44:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
waste of five points? lol you must not get violated and questions deleted, eh?
sweet innocent girl.
2007-08-27 10:02:42 · update #1
uh.....i...am...open......oh.....and im a people person............i have.......a .....lot to say.......uh.....
2007-08-27 09:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm John M. Let me tell you a bit about myself...I'm the nut that fell from my family tree, I have a retreating hairline, and I've told at least a million people to stop exaggerating. I am in excellent health, both physical and mental, and my shrink can testify to both. I am a whiz at math as I know "pie are square and cornbread are round".
Oh, you're just the receptionist?
2007-08-27 16:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lady,I'm so terrific I don't need qualifications. I am that I am. Put that down,and the rest of it. I mean,you're talking to the Shadow of God On Earth and you ask for qualifications? Sheesh. I mean it,too. Sheesh.
2007-08-27 16:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm old enough to know but young enough to still want too..I can type .,, talk on the phone . And everyone would love this southern accent.. Would draw them in,, in a heartbeat.. Now what kind of job am i submitting to? Umm ?
2007-08-27 16:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
.no qualifications except I will enjoy sharing a witty conversation over a good bottle of vino
2007-08-28 06:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by steel dude (Australia) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can assure you that I am well-qualified for the position and I base that on absolutely nothing.
2007-08-27 16:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i,ve got all the qualifications you,ll ever need and all the need that will qualify me
2007-08-28 18:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by john s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm disabled, got my master's degree and a brain tumor so noone will hire me anyway.
2007-08-27 16:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a PotatoHead
2007-08-27 16:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My awesome-ness isn't enough to get this job??? Then it isn't worth applying for!
2007-08-27 16:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not qualified for anything
2007-08-27 16:51:46 · answer #11 · answered by michelle v 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋