I'll give you the title and the first verse- and have a laugh and write the subsequent verses....
Ode To A Toad
Is it thee- majestic toad?
Residing on the lilly pad?
May I be so bold, oh toad
To pat thee on thy lumpy head?
2007-08-27 09:34:25 · 5 answers · asked by Foxymona 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Oh lads ye're so funny- laughing my *** off here. Hope more people jump on board with this!
2007-08-27 10:25:24 · update #1
I've heard the fairy stories
About the prince turned into frog,
And I decide to take my chances
To give thee a little snog.
So I pucker up to kiss thee
And stroke thy warty head,
But here's a warning, Toady:
Slip me the tongue, and you're DEAD!
2007-08-27 11:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Starfall 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it thee- majestic toad?
Residing on the lilly pad?
May I be so bold, oh toad
To pat thee on thy lumpy head?
Is that you – majestic toad?
Flattened out along the road?
You should have stayed upon your pad
Or scooted over just a tad…
2007-08-28 10:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is it thee- majestic toad?
Residing on the lily pad?
May I be so bold, oh, toad
To pat thee on thy lumpy head?
What do thee see of me?
A princess or a witch?
You are not toad ugly,
You are a frog prince.
2007-08-28 14:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by ...sick_monkey... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O toad so large
Your backside like a barge,
Your slimy skin
Smells like a garbage bin.
I hardly want to touch
Or handle you too much.
With your colour yellow-green
You're the worst I've ever seen.
When the girls try to kiss you
I wonder what you do
With their dark love emotional
And thoughts so devotional?
With thoughts of Prince Charming
It's really alarming'
Why can't they let a toad
Not carry their witchly load?
O Toad you're so ugly
Dare I say fugly?
If you will my Prince be
I'll be your girly.
We'll sit and eat flies
My heart for you cries
U r so emo!
I luv u, u no!
2007-08-27 16:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Fr. Al 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I even though I lisp
Give your warts a loving kiss
Or will you just fart and hiss
And reject this little Miss?
2007-08-27 17:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by LK 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋