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If you have a dog The Benefits are great
Your gas mileage gets better
Your Hair looks Fuller
Your Boss gives you a raise
Your Kids get into a Great College
Your Jump shot is better
Your food taste better
Your grammar is Dramatically improved
You can Whitsle better
You can run Faster
Cheese cake is now a health food
Your favorite Sports team wins all the time
Your Spouse no longer yells at you
Your Kids listen to you
Your Lawn is much Greener then your Neighbors
Your car is alot faster
Your in laws stop visiting
And lastly you become instantly smarter and better looking.

Now Cats
Your House smells like burnt pee
Your Neighbors steal you paper
Your kids start selling drugs
You lose your job
You lose your hair
You sweat when you eat
You develope a urinary tract infection
You are no longer invited to fancy dinner partys
Your teeth Fall out.


Why Risk it get a Dog

2007-08-27 08:55:15 · 14 answers · asked by Rocky The Fearless 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

what do you know!

...at least a cat won't hump your leg 'just because'

2007-08-27 08:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dog

2007-08-27 08:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Alice 2 · 0 0

it incredibly is already been suggested. My cat hated all different animals, then she had to head in to my ex-girlfriends homestead and he or she has a small dogs. the two had some animosity, yet they carry close out mutually now and in certainty get alongside.

2016-10-17 03:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Dogs- it is not even close. Now if you have 2 cats you can make a pair of mittens out of them.

2007-08-27 14:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NONE of the above apply here, and I have 4 cats and this dog!

2007-08-27 09:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by charks love 6 · 2 0

um well i was gonna say dog but are you sure that stuff is true? cause ive had a cat before and none of that happened..

2007-08-27 08:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dogs!!!

2007-08-27 09:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0 0

dogs

2007-08-27 08:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I do love dogs

But for cats
If you have a Cat
you have no more Rats

2007-08-27 09:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by jobees 6 · 0 0

Man, that's a lie from hell! I still say cats! That's a load of BS!

2007-08-27 09:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1 1

I have a dog.

2007-08-27 09:27:14 · answer #11 · answered by napoleondynamite2907 5 · 0 0

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