Star if you liked it
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete a*s of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”
“He’s an asshole,” John said. “Piss on him.”
“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him!” said John.
“I did. You`re back at work on Monday.
2007-08-27 06:11:50 · 36 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes that is clever. Good stuff.
2007-08-27 06:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was funny outa 10 i giv ya 8 im goingto tell that to my mum tonight!
2007-09-03 03:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by kate 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good lookin out
2007-09-04 06:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by vanessa m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-09-03 15:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lean on Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ha Ha Ha That was so funny it really was
2007-09-04 04:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by bubblescg2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-09-03 18:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by x-x-Tess-x-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey send me some more funny jokes! That's an awesome joke I love it.
2007-08-27 07:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
better than some of the other jokes ive seen on here
2007-09-03 14:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by mikecubbie69 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a star for u!
2007-09-03 23:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's a good one!
2007-09-03 03:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋