2007-08-27 05:06:14 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I bet it'd make a great boat anchor.
2007-08-27 05:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
First try patting it lightly and whisper a few nice things to it...then if it still won't work .....go for the sledge hammer ! And for good measure take way all it's copy paper ! That will teach that fax machine not to mess around with you !
2007-08-27 05:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sledge hammer sounds like it would hurt YOU less and be a much more satisfying way of dispatching the FAX machine to hell, where they all belong.
2007-08-27 05:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Army mom 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh go for the sledge hammer, that sounds like fun!
2007-08-27 05:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
first check to see if there is a platypus stuck in it!!
Then karate kick it, then use the sledge hammer.
2007-08-27 05:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Karate kick it. You'd be surprised how heavy sledge hammers are. I can't even lift one.
2007-08-27 15:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm karate dont work they get trained in the ancient art of not responding and being annoying.. hmm first push all the buttons a million times... then bucket of water.. next bang on it with hand.. next scream in frustration and pick up sledge hammer.. bang bang bang wat r u doing ?!!!? i hate this thing!! agh!!!! kill it kill it!!!! then add coffee and cream&sugar.. add honey and milk and chocolate syrup and then torture it with 12 straight hours of barney and friends.. then do some more with the sledge hammer.. and then put it in an incinerator.. then try the evil laughter thing.. muhahahaha muhahahaha then go buy a new one before the boss notices good luck have fun
2007-08-27 05:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by NeKo-ChAn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would a sledge hammer be fun! Can I come too if I say... bring an axe?
2007-08-27 05:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sledge Hammer you don't want to hurt you foot
2007-08-27 05:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sledge hammer is good, teach the thing a lesson, lol.
2007-08-27 05:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't hurt your foot. Use a sledge hammer.
2007-08-27 05:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋