My wife and I were at the beach. A bird flew over us, I ducked and the bird crap landed in my wife's sandwich.
But that was the last sandwich, my wife was starving, and I was too embarrased to say anything.
She ate it and got sick. The doctor said it's severe food poisoning, and she ate something very toxic.
I didn't say anything. But now she has to take a couple days off from work. The doctor said she should take the week off to get it out of her system. And go to the hospital if it gets worse.
What do I do? Should I tell her that I saw the bird doo doo and chose not to say anything?
I can't have sex with her because she's so sick. She's refusing me and I'm starting to feel guilty.
What do I do?
2007-08-27 04:22:50 · 31 answers · asked by hershey highway road thug 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Roll her over and bang that from behind. Then tell her what you did and see how long you can hang on.
2007-08-27 04:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
You sound like a grown man. You need to talk to your father, let him know that your wife and son are your first priorities in life and if things don't change you will leave. It is a stressful situation and you will feel guilty for leaving your mom, but you are an adult and this is something that we must face at some point in time. It's not your fault she got ill. If you were in your mother situation, would you want your son to put his life on hold for you? Your mother probably feels or felt the same way. You are not your mothers keeper and she knows that. You have your own family now. Your father should have more respect for you and your wife. The best choice is to stick by your wife and son and get the hell out. Good Luck and god bless.
2016-05-19 01:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What were you thinking. You should have told her, starving or not. Let her make that decision. I promise, I would rather be starving than in bed sick off of something very toxic. I think you should tell her, so she knows what is really wrong with her. Make sure you have a quick escape after you tell her. She will not be happy. You need to be able to be honest with your wife, no matter how bad it can is. Take the lashing you are going to get and move on. Good luck!!
2007-08-27 04:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by D TRAIN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are ONE SORRY MAN, indeed!!!
She could be DYING because of your stupidity!
Not telling her a bird crapped on her sandwich is about as low as it gets...her being SICK enough to have to be HOSPITALIZED and you STILL remain silent?
You're **just now** "starting to feel guilty"?
Who **knows** what else you've "decided not to say anything" about?
I'm so glad I'm not married to a person like you!!! I hope she finds out someday, cause it's mortally certain *YOU* aren't going to tell her!
What a total loser you are for that!
2007-08-27 04:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by bitadkins 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You sat there while your wife ate bird poo because you were embarrassed? What kinda nut job would do such a thing. You FEEL guilty? Bubba, you ARE guilty. 'Fess up immediately so she can get proper medical care. I'd say your sex life is goint to get even worse.
2007-08-27 04:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by lfh1213 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go outside and stare into the sky with your mouth wide open. Pretty soon a bird will probably come by and crap in your mouth. I think that would relieve your guilt.
2007-08-27 05:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. Heck yeah you should feel bad about this. Don't tell her at this point though, she'd probably kill you in your sleep. Unless she doesn't get better, then the doc's may need to know what happened. Or maybe just suggest to her that 'maybe' it could have to do with all the birds at the beach. 'Maybe'.
hahaha GOOD LUCK!
2007-08-27 04:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by Eraserhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheeshhhh.... she is your wife. There is NOTHING you should feel embarrassed about saying to her. Yes, you have every reason to feel guilty. YOU made her sick by not saying something about the situation. YOU must tell the doctor what the sickness is from.... Imperative that you do so asap.
2007-08-27 04:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first stop thinking with your penis!! instead of trying to bone why dont you tryn take care of her!!! yes you should feel guilty for not telling her about the poop!! whether you decide to tell her or not is up to you!!!(i wouldnt because whats done is done so theres no point in makeing her mad!) but you definalty need to wait on her hand and foot until shes feeling better!!*(even if it wasnt your fault you should still be taking care of her "in sickness and in health!!") neways good luck! and next time something craps in your wifes food TELL HER!!!!!!!! i hope she feels better! <3
2007-08-27 05:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her what happed. She will not be mad she will thank you for telling the truth if u donn't tell the doctor somthing serious could happen and you knowing that the bird crapped on her sandwich might be VERY importent on her recovery!
2007-08-27 04:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would NOT tell her now, just take care of her, get her soup and make her feel as good as possible but you are sort of a jerk for not saying anything in the first place
2007-08-27 04:27:21 · answer #11 · answered by Jessica M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋