You know you're getting old when.........?

Question

I just realized that I now enjoy coffee more than sex.

Answer 1

you scream at the neighbors to turn their music down. And its music you used to listen to and like.
Coffee IS better than sex.
source: I have too much blood in my caffiene system.

Answer 2

Ouch! That's no good.
I first realized I was getting old when I started complaining about kids and their darned loud music. Wasn't that long ago that I was blasting Kiss and Alice Cooper at volumes that could almost crack glass.
Then it sank in when I realized that I was at least ten years older than my boss at a part time job.
The going bald thing kind of hints at it too.

Answer 3

You know you are getting old when everyone around you looks young including your doctors. Whenever I see a doctor, I wonder how they made it through school at such a young age. Back when I was a child, the doctors were old. lol

edit:
By the way, this question is great and I am really enjoying the answers on here. :o)

Answer 4

1. Experiencing blurring vision.

2. Experiencing hearing loss.

3. Experiencing poor memory.

4. Lots of gray hair appearing or hair loss.

5. Poor mobility or coordination.

Answer 5

You think staying up past 9 is a long night. Too bad I get up at 5 am for work.

Answer 6

suddenly the little kids across the street are egg-bombing your house on Halloween, just because you spy on them to keep them from making trouble. Oh, and don't forget the time you told them to lower down that music. You know what they say--if it's too loud, you're too old!!

Answer 7

A walk to the bathroom seems like a walk accross country

Answer 8

people start listening to what you say and truly take it under advisement.
when you stop getting carded all together.
when you know all the current songs, clothes, and movies are badly remade rip offs from another decade.
when theres another generation at the kiddie table.
you watch your little brother, who you remember in diapers, change his daughters diapers.

Answer 9

Your niece tries to brush a hair off of your face only to find out it's a wrinkle. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! I could have smacked her because she laughed.

Answer 10

You ask your kids who so and so is.
You don't get a clue about todays pop culture.

My mum doesn't even know who Liv Tyler is to begin with!