What's the best way to annoy an American?

Question

1. When he says he's from New York, L.A. or any other large city say "Where....? Err never heard of it!"
2. Same as above and then say "Is that in Mexcio?"
3. Ask him if they have cars, t.v.s, running water or food in his country.
4. Ask him what language he is trying to speak.
5. Deny all knowledge of knowing where America is or its geography, "Near Argentina isn't it?"
6. Speak French
Any others.....?

Answer 1

isn't that where all the fat people live?

Answer 2

1. Tell him that I only came across the border in the middle of the night for some of the corn in Nebraska. I'll go right back, I promise.
2. Tell him that the fact that almost every country on earth has a person of that country or race - in the U.S. - isn't important.
3. The phrase "American Dream" is used all the time in other countries.
4. English is the not second language around the world.
5. My economy influences the entire world, not yours.
6. My country is always in the local news, but coup attempts are old hat.
7. We're French, better to surrender now than later.
8. Been there, and the fact that there is no prime minister, dictator or royal family creeps me out.
9. We don't worry because sooner or later the U.S. will bail us out anyway.
10. Even though half of my family is already there, I'm staying, because I can't live without my afternoon nap.

Answer 3

None of those would bother me.
The most irritating thing I get is when Europeans go over the top about their superiority to America.
Just be prepared for some excellent retort though, because we get it a lot. I'm first generation out here, so I get it from family (still back there) too. The only difference is I can give and little better than I get.
You have an uphill battle my friend!

Answer 4

Its the in thing to do now MJ . Like abusing Jew's in the 1930's. I never liked being part of the mainstream,watch less SABC & E TV.

Answer 5

you could try finding someone very patriotic and such (deep south) and say (what eve your country is) that it's better. it would get them pretty riled up. Try talking wioth a southern accent all the time (poor imitatian) and ask why they don't talk like that. when you drive in your car look at your map a lot and drive slow because everyone here hates when tourists are driving and they drive slow and annoyingly

Answer 6

7. Ask how things are going in the colonies.
8. Tell them you have a friend who visited Canada once. Lovely place! When they try to explain that Canada is a different country, ask them which province they are from.
9. "Didn't Vietnam change the name of your country after they won the war?"
10. "Oh yeah - you're the guys who picked Bush as your president. TWICE." *roll eyes*

Answer 7

-laughs- You wanna annoy us?

Tell us Bush is wonderful and that we should be grateful to have such a wise, compassionate man leading our country.

I'd personally go out of my way to hunt you down and kick you in the ***. (that, or speak a language other than english. For some reason the majority of americans think english should be the "one true" language. Dipshits)

Answer 8

Seeing Brits dogging Americans for not having universal health care then noticing a lot Brits have awful teeth and wondering if they expect parliament to also buy them toothbrushes. Just saying

Answer 9

Why would you want to annoy anyone. Are you feeling threatened by Americans. From the content of your question, I suspect that you actually feel envy and/or jealousy of American citizens because of the freedom we enjoy. Get over it. Negative behavior is non productive. If you live in the USA, take advantage of the fact that the same freedoms are extended to you. Only the privilege of voting is denied you. Pettiness is so silly.

Answer 10

By not knowing our language!

Since you wanna live/work/visit here so darn bad...have the decency to learn our official language. (English) We should not have yours forced down our throats everywhere we turn just because you are inconsiderate and won't take the time to learn it.

Answer 11

Ask us if we know any celebrities personally. Always assume that we know less than you. And always assume that we don't know the difference between a salad fork, and a fish fork....drive on the wrong side of road.