2007-08-26 19:31:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pull the fire alarm.
Get the crAp outa there!
Head to the nearest bar and order a double...
Go to bed your up to late Alec! Or better yet pop this beer top for me I'm having trouble with it.
2007-08-26 20:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This scenario will take more than a mere "room," I'm afraid. Even a banquet hall would be insufficient. I'm not sure if any tensions would be eased, but I could make a nice profit from ticket sales.
I'd pick two of my exes in particular and have them each form a football team chosen from the rest of the other previous contestants. The two teams then commence to pick eachother's players off one by one on the grid iron. The survivors advance to the next stage.
I'd choose the two former contestants who are most likely to succeed. Again, the two selected become team captains, choosing their members from those in the queue. Their mission is to build two remote-controlled battle bots, each with the capability to completely annihilate the opposing team. All members are then ushered into a locked arena where a no-rules battle shall be waged. The survivors (if any) advance to the third stage.
For the final stage the remaining contestants are seated with their bare feet in a filled child's wading pool. Each player is hooked up to a heavy-duty truck battery. The batteries are each connected to "Operation" games. The ones (if any) who manage to extract all their pieces and still have cognitive capabilities get to say anything they want to/about me.
2007-08-27 08:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh this one's easy. They all had one thing in common...... food! I'd buy all the necessesities and let the one that was an amazing chef prepare it, while the wine connosieur poured while the others sat there drooling at the aroma with knives and forks in hand ready to eat. I'd even turn on a football game so that all would stay happy while waiting on the amazing meal (that of course I would not be preparing lol). For the chef..... I'd play some Tori Amos. I'm sure that still wouldn't be enough to ease the tension around me..... but I certainly think all the guys would be happy enough that I could sneak out the back door without being noticed.
2007-08-27 07:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There are NO ex-es...see my answer on Shizz's question about banjo music at family reunions (2 weeks ago) to see why I have NO ex-es....left at least.. My answer to her question is below...and should also explain why I'm not worried about any tension..from/between my ex-es...
BennBJ Bear
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uh...no. More like the theme from the Godfather. Everybody eying everybody else...wondering who's gonna whack who next...sigh.
No wonder me nerves are shot...eh?
(and Speak Softly Love would be played by a bunch of lads and lassies in kilts....see how screwed up THAT is...sigh)
2007-08-27 12:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I divide them into two halves (before and after my thirthieth birthday) and we have a game. Spot the difference! - a memory game in which the lucky participants reflect on the pre and post wrinkle, cellulite, tummy roundness and general wear and tear fazes of my humble body. A large felt tip pen will be required in order to place a number of circles around the "differences" , an activity which, whilst humiliating, will at least provide me with some small element of perverted sexual pleasure.
2007-08-27 12:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only way for me to ease tension in this instance would be to either leave the room of open fire!
2007-08-27 07:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well ... there's just the one, really.
So ... the room wouldn't be filled with tension so much as long periods of awkward silences, punctuated with random objects being thrown.
2007-08-27 11:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking a good game of spin the bottle or Twister would be in order.
2007-08-27 12:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Baby Oil.
2007-08-27 23:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lift my tushie and squeeze a slimy air biscuit.
It may not clear the tension, but it will sure clear the room.... dontchaknow.....
2007-08-27 08:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋