Paris
drunken eskimo
"I am the Light"
Mr Bean
malibu barbie
KFC
"song sung blue"
2007-08-26 18:53:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Song sung blue, a Chinese homeless man from Paris was beating a drunken eskimo in an alley for stealing his scraps of KFC.
If it wasn't for Mr. Bean interrupting the beating while looking for his Malibu Barbie in that same alley, the poor man might have met the "I am the Light" Almighty!
2007-08-26 19:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
While "I am the Light" was playing in the backround, the drunken eskimo ate Mr. Bean's favorite malibu barbie while at KFC in Paris because Mr. Bean refused to change the tune to "Song Sung Blue."
Were the words in quotes actually songs? Because if they weren't, my sentence didn't make any sense. Not that it made much sense to begin with. Gosh I'm bored...why does school have to start...well, technically today...
2007-08-26 19:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Bats 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the city of Paris, a drunken eskimo was scaring tourists, yelling "I am the Light!" Then, Mr. Bean showed up and blew his brains out with a shotgun, then started playing with a Malibu Barbie. He went to a KFC and confused the worker by mumbling "song sung blue."
2007-08-26 19:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Bean and a drunken eskimo met at KFC in Paris. Malibu Barbie walked in wearing a shirt that said "song sung blue" and told them "I am the Light".
2007-08-26 19:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One sentence...
While in Paris I attended a Neil Diamond concert (to hear songs sung blue) with a drunken Eskimo who's Jesus complex kept him stating "I am the light" to his Malibu Barbie doll which distracted Mr Bean from eating his KFC.
2007-08-27 02:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MR BEAN, having replaced his worn out teddy with MALIBU BARBIE, was on holidays in PARIS and decided to have some KFC for lunch. He entered the store only to discover that the DRUNKEN ESKIMO had finished singing SONG SUNG BLUE and was now proclaiming, "I AM THE LIGHT."
2007-08-26 19:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Bean looked out of a KFC in Paris and saw a drunken eskimo singing "sun son blue" and carrying a malibue barbie.
2007-08-26 19:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Max 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The drunken eskimo met the malibu barbie late last night in a KFC in Paris. "I am the Light," said the eskimo. "Song sung blue," said the barbie.
wowww. that was stupid. not the question, but my answer. i'm really tired so i'm probably not thinking coherently.
2007-08-26 18:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by reel big fish is latin for sexy. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) I was in Paris on my honeymoon with Mr. Bean eating KFC and singing "Song sung blue," (because we couldn't afford caviar and chocolate covered strawberries), until he began doing things with my Malibu Barbie instead of me because she was wearing a bikini and I would not take off my parka.
2) So drunken eskimo that I was, I staggered out into the street singing "I am the light," and took off my parka and flashed everyone in front of the Louvre, so that they stared at my headlights instead of the Mona Lisa's smile.
See why it's so important to stay in school and learn punctuation and sentence structure?????
2007-08-26 19:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey Mr.Bean" sayed malibue barbie but what she didnt know was Mr.Bean was really a drunken eskimo from Paris who worked a KFC and liked to randomly yell out "song sung blue and Iam the light."
2007-08-26 19:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jaydalyn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋