At least she needs to finish her degree at MIT first, doncha think?
2007-08-26 18:35:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey I think I saw that cat earlier...she was buying sunscreen and had to set down the blueprints to pay.
I thought it was weird she had a lei around her neck. You sure shes not headed to Hawaii?
2007-08-26 20:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, you must confront your cat right away! Don't you know that your sneaky cat got ahold of your bank account number and has been withdrawing your hard-earned money from your bank? If I were you, I would start watching your cat very carefully and also close up the tunnel she made ASAP (you have to look for new tunnels every day). Call your bank and tell them that your cat is not allowed access to your account. But of course, she may charm the bank tellers with her secret powers of purr-suasion, and then you are doomed. Dalek, my so-called sweet cat did the same thing to me, and she ended up stealing all my money and running off with the orange tomcat down the street. I have a good hunch that they are hiding out somewhere in Switzerland. So now she's a fugitive from the law.
2016-04-02 01:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat is obviously fronting for the guy in the TARDIS, whichever incarnation he is---pretend to know nothing, use the ticket and go to Belize, hang-glide over the nearest border, blow up the pyramid, and, using the blueprints, build a false bank on the remaining foundation. Say the secret word and wait for the duck to come down. Take the two hundred dollars, marry Margaret Dumont and live in harmony. And remember, if they make you the sheriff, don't use your gun.
2007-08-26 19:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Merely knowing this information means you can be arrested for aiding and abetting the crime, which means if kitty gets caught you could go down with her. It's alright for her, she has claws to defend herself against other inmates, but a plunger is not an advantage in prison, unless the communal toilet gets blocked. Having said that, a degree at MIT may not be an advantage either....
2007-08-27 22:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might point out that there are thermals and cross-currents amongst tall buildings so she needs to work out the hang-glider thing. And then point out if she had her degree from MIT, she would have known that.
2007-08-26 19:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should ask for a share of the money and then tell her that other than that there will be now questions asked... I think she got all she needs out of MIT.
2007-08-26 18:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by Katrina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Your cat is clearly attempting to gain the type of real world experience you just can't get at college. Let her experiment. You only live nine times, after all.
2007-08-26 18:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd sign on to her cabal and hang on for the free ride. I hear Belize is nice this time of year....
2007-08-27 01:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're talking crazy, man ...
*speaks into two-way wristwatch*
"Burbank to Dakota, Burbank to Dakota ... The toaster is aware, Repeat, The toaster is aware. Abort Project: Stonehenge, repeat, Abort Project: Stonehenge."
2007-08-26 18:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Not only that . It's about time that little puss of yours pay for her own milk ! Not to mention replace all the furniture that she has used as a scratching post .
2007-08-26 19:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by orange 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋