I picked you up at 8pm sharp. We ate pizza and caught a movie. On our way home, vampire-ninjas attacked the car and stole the road map and your Queen's Greatest Hits CD. Our car spun off into a ditch, uncovering the angry reanimated corpse of Jimmy Hoffa, who chased us through a junior high production of "Godspell". After the cast party, we all agreed that that their previous production of "Flowers for Algernon" was MUCH more intriguing, but Hoffa's corpse said that out loud which angered the drama club, and we were forced (again) to flee for our lives.
Seeking refuge in an all-night grocery, I bought us coffee and two donuts. But you inhaled the powdered sugar as you tried to bite yours, and the reaction forced you to sneeze, cough, and gasp simultaneously. Your head ricocheted through the plate glass storefront, and bounced off the hood of an idling police car.
So now your parents are here, wondering why you spend time with me, let alone where your damned head is. What to say?
2007-08-26 17:33:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dalek, it wasn't the powdered sugar that caused me to simultaneously prove and break certain laws of physics. It was the abject horror at the discovery that I had... I had...
*gasp*
...committed an act of cannibalism!
Oh, the shame! There he was... a broken little raisinling with his little wrinkly butt hanging from the bitten end of the doughnut!
I ate what might've been my cousin and all you can harp about is the patrol car and my understandably outraged parents?
Your fudgy bumps *are* incredible, Dalek. But they pale in comparison to the wrath of Mumsy and Papa...
2007-08-26 17:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've told my Dad you're a millionaire Dalek and so he's cool. He claims that we must demand some kind of dowry which includes a couple of English counties and the contents of your drinks cabinet. However, my missing head may reduce the dowry to a bag of peanuts and a key ring. Look on the bright side, I can no longer nag you to cut your plunger nails.
2007-08-27 12:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you told my parents I lost my head they wouldn't be a bit surprised.
You might tell them that you're going to cut back on dating me for awhile and see if that makes them a little happy. It's a lie, of course, because going out with you has loads of appeal. See you next Saturday at 8? I want my Queen CD back.
2007-08-27 02:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the plunger arm thingy. So addictive, so alluring, so sensual---I can't get enough. It not only unclogs my drains, it can reach that spot in the middle of my back where my brastrap lays that TOTALLY itches right now...can you get that for me?
Do worry about the dismembered noggin...the member can also reattach it with ease and almost no scarring.
2007-08-27 00:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My head is sitting in that 50 cent rocket ship ride in front of the store. Any chance of you re-attaching it back onto my body?
As for my parents, ummm... tell them we were attending that Junior High rendetion of "Godspell", and they'll think we're good students or something.
2007-08-27 00:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Its always so much fun hanging with you Dalek...Never a dull moment.
Now get over there and pick up my head before it gets run over...Would you mind wiping the sugar off my nose too please?
2007-08-27 04:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That oughta teach you to lose your head over a guy.
2007-08-27 00:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I ate an air head..I swear
2007-08-27 00:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Er yeah ... I can't explain it to them either! They'll have to figure it out for themselves like everyone else.
2007-08-27 01:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Like wow! You ARE a robot! *mouth hangs open* I can't believe you wrote something so d@mn funny. Seriously, I am in total shock. Please buy me a donut.
2007-08-27 00:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Tigerlilly D™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋