What are some practical uses for unused Kotex pads?

Question

I just bought 40 boxes on EBAY, and i'm thinking I could make some really cool pillows with them.

Hank, you are one sick twisted human... I like that!

Answer 1

write on them with a red marker and stick it on someone's sun visor, the next time the sun is bright and they flip it down they'll freak out. It happened to me. I almost threw up.

Answer 2

You can put some in a first aid kit for if you get a really deep cut. Surprisingly, they work really well for that. You can keep some for what they're actually intended for. To weird out your neighbors, stick some on your front window or whatever window is the most visible and see what they say about it and how they react.

Answer 3

If you have leaky pipes, you could tape them around it. If you have a large spill with no towel around, you could use a kotex!!! If you have a killer cold you could blow your nose on them!!!! A sweat band, a door stop, you could take the cotton out and use it to remove the polish off your nails! You could use them for knee pads!!! Have fun!

Answer 4

Oh, I got a good one. My daughter was in a bathroom stall where the door wouldn't stay shut, so she stuck a Kotex out of her purse in the door space to keep it closed. I also saw her use one to wrap the stick of a dripping bomb pop my nephew was eating (he was only 3 so no psychological damage occured).

Answer 5

Omg. They sell kotex on eBay.

Make a pillow! Seriously! That would be hilarious as a gift to a guy friend.

Answer 6

You must have really been board, let's see..... you could use them for cleaning up pet pee, make a Kotex Voodoo Doll, make a pillow or seat cushion, kindling for a campfire, make shotgun cleaning pads, cd cleaners, clean your windows, furniture, make your own Swiffer sweeper, clean the toilet, sell them to someone who NEEDS them, stick them to your cat (I did that once, it was a blast & blew the cat's mind), make a sock hat, blow your nose with it or wipe your butt & stick it on your enemies!

Answer 7

I once spilled my Starbucks coffee in my car and I always keep a pad in my purse in case of an emergency. So I whipped that puppy out and used it to soak up the coffee. They really do absorb well!

Answer 8

1) Use it as a super absorbency Quicker Picker-upper.
2) Poor-man's footprint stickers (for children)
3) Bookmark
4) Stick some together and make a no-slip welcome mat. Write "Remove Thy Shoes" or "Welcome" on them.
5) Tape up a poster.
6) Poor-man's hair removal (apply & rip off)
7) Zorro mask
8) Cut into strips, stick the strips to your face, and go as that squid-faced guy from Pirates of The Carribean for halloween.
9) Are you "Gellin' like a felon"? Dr. Scholl's "foot-don't-stink" shoe insert.
10) Stick together and cut a rectangle of them, paint with red, white, and blue. Apply to car antenna. BAM! Instant patriotism.

Answer 9

The two things that come to mind are, bandages and underarm protectors.

Then there is Barbie mattress, put them in your shoes to soak up sweat. Take them to gym to wipe your forehead.
Wash your windshield. Clean out the fishtank.

Answer 10

haha wow.. Umm I was given a motocross national winner's goggles and stuck to it was a kotex pad for sweat. and also some ppl who sweat a lot under the arm pits, stick them to the inside of their shirts.. only if you can't c them of course.

Answer 11

In all seriousness, you could keep some in a first aid kit, they're great if someone gets cut really deep. Nothing else helps.