He offered to be our pool man, which would make a lot of sense IF we had a pool. But upon my return, I find a bunch of knocked-up Dalek Brides who seem to enjoy a little mango chutney on their taquitos now, and a few frumpy pairs of parachute pants in the laundry hamper, pantry, and toaster (?)
I would ask Chiliman, but I have preemptively rendered him into a grumbling pile of ashes, being chased by a taco burger through downtown Salt Lake City. The round-the-clock counseling sessions have begun between me and the Dalek-Brides, though most have assured me of their loving devotion, as long as I keep the premium cable service and leave a spare plunger-arm thingy at home whenever I'm gone for the day, whatever purpose THAT fulfills.....
No, all will be explained in good time. I was just wondering if NOW is a good time to consider having a pool installed! What are the advantages to using chlorine vs. more "green friendly" treatment, and do people prefer above-ground to in-ground?
2007-08-26 16:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DALEK!!! How can you doubt my undying devotion??!! It wasn't me who wanted Chiliman!!! It was Machine Girl who is really Sand & Sea!! What are speedos anyhow? Is that some type of foot race?
True, Chili and I did have a delightful baby girl, Spicy, but it was your star I followed to the birthing question. I was following you, Dalek...YOU!
Er, so where IS Chiliman? We had a pool man and we didn't even have pool? Oh how funny..hahaha.... Um, did you happen to bring back the speedos, they'd look mighty cute on your little tin bum....I'm only sayin'!!
Get the pool so that we may lounge and gaze upon your manliness in tiger striped speeods. Oh yeah, and we will require the cable AND the plunger arm thingy too! Oh, and I hired Benn to help with the harvesting of the lentils....IF that's ok with you dear husband, Dalek.
MUAH!!!!
2007-08-26 16:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Go to your local bank. Sign up for both a checkings and a savings account. Most banks offer your the option to get a debit card for both your checkings and savings account. Only take a debit card for your checkings account because no matter how much you say 'Ill only use the debit for the savings if I have an emergency' you will use it the second you run out of money. Its much harder to use the money if you make yourself go to the bank and actually take it out.. Start out by saving something as little as $25 a week just to get started but so it adds up.. After you get used to being $25 shorter each week move up to $50 a week... Trust me, it'll add up quicker then you think.. Good Luck with it all! Its good to hear that at 19 you are interested in your financial situation!
2016-04-02 00:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm proud to say that I did not succumb to Chiliman's considerable charms Darling husband.... Though the gold parachute pants are most alluring - ever thought about investing in a pair? It would be most enjoyable for the one afternoon a month I get to spend with you. Which of course is more than enough to bask in your metallic glory...
As for a pool, I think it would be a good idea. AJ keeps turning his disco orbs on his little brothers and I think it would pay for all 1,000 of them to have something constructive to do.
Um, on a totally unrelated subject... Do we happen to have ajsansker's number in the Dalek Rolodex? Only for the reason that it would greatly benefit us, your wayward brides, to have someone to look over us while you're away... And while he's witty and charming (much like yourself), I'm sure he's completely trustworthy...
2007-08-27 15:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here I am Mustardseed my dear... I'm that ash and taco sauce covered guy limping through the lentils... Got any Advil? That taco burger really roughed me up...
And Alec, I cannot help it that my sheer animal magnetism goes up by like 5000% when I throw on the gold parachute pants.
2007-08-26 17:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hmm ...
*scribbles in notebook*
'Note to Self: Never stay at Alec's Plantation, lest I be rendered. Also, stay away from Dalek-Brides ... while he's watching. Also, also, stay away from the Colonel when he's wearing gold parachute pants.'
2007-08-26 19:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I swear---if you even THINK about getting that dear plunger arm thingy rusty and show-boat around singing "If I only had a Heart" I will trade you in for an R2D2 IMMEDIATELY!!! He may be a midgee robot, but he'll still have his special man parts in order!!!!!
2007-08-26 16:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes get a pool at once! Mustardseed said she wants Chiliman to wear his speedos and he's going to look stupid if there's no pool there.
PS We named the baby after you ... well the second name anyway.
2007-08-26 16:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
err....IF i were in your..um...well, proverbial shoes since you don't have any...
personally I would be wondering why the 'brides' want a pool. If, Doctor Who forbid of course, you just 'happened' to fall in..might you not short circuit or at the very least...rust.
I dunno..I'm just sayin'......I know mustard seed has a pretty powerful 'stomp.'..richter scale style..
2007-08-26 16:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In ground salt water pools are all the rage.
2007-08-26 16:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just pass the dang salt will ya Alec??
2007-08-26 16:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋