2007-08-26 14:53:15 · 35 answers · asked by amythepro 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are a credit to your family :)
2007-08-26 14:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men Are Like...
... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them
2007-09-03 14:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by A*MUSE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal
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A man went to a restaurant for a nice dinner. He ordered his appetizer and waiting for the waiter to serve him. A waiter come by and the man noticed a spoon in all the waiters' shirt-pockets.
Curiously he asked the waiter, "wats dat spoon for?"
The waiter replied, "its so that we dont need to waste time to fetch one back in the kitchen."
The man said, "thats a brilliant idea."
So the man continues to eat his appetizer and he intentionally drops his spoon. Then the same waiter came and gave the man the spoon in his pocket. After that, the man ordered his main course. This time he noticed a thread comming out of all the waiters' zipper.
Curiously he asked the same waiter, "um why is there thread comming out from your zipper?"
The waiter replied "it's so to save the water bill, becaz it is tied to our **** and when we go to pee, we just pull the thread and not touching it which save the time to wash hands and thus save the water bill."
The man replied, "good idea, but how you get it back in?"
The waiter replied, "i dont know about the others but i use the spoon."
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
I hope all these would put you in a postive frame of mind
Have a nice day.
2007-08-26 16:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I saw this baby today who was not old enough to crawl yet. But she was so determined and even her mom couldn't hold her any longer and let her sit on the ground, which is what the baby wanted. And this little baby danced shaken her legs and did this cute diaper butt shuffle in total bliss. All in a world of her own protected and loved by family, she dances before she can even crawl with no concept of seeking attention simply moving to beat is what this little baby so fiercely desired and did. I wish you could have seen it.
2007-08-27 01:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yep. In the long run this day will not matter one iota! You will live into a time when you are thinking about your time on Earth in decades...not events!!!!
Breathe! Live a little, then a lot!!!
Don't trip on others judgements! Fly over them.
You are before the time of real crap like taxes, marriage, sick kids and pending death....!
2007-09-03 12:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have to be sad about. You live in Canada. You get snow every year. Try living in hot as hell Texas. It has not snowed here in San Antonio since 1985. It gets so hot here that the terrorist don't don't even consider attacking, for fear of heat exhaustion. It also helps that everybody is given a gun at birth. We are shooting birds down by the age of two. Only a retard terrorist would dare attack us here. If the heat don't get you the 9MM will. Cheer up, hey you have free health care. I can't afford to buy Tylenol.
2007-08-27 15:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Roses are red violets are blue, cheers up you're like a ROSE.
2007-09-03 11:04:28 · answer #7 · answered by misty m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Can Do it, and you'll be successful
hopefully all your dreams will come true
well, that's what i want to hear
hope it'll cheer you up
2007-08-26 15:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ethar 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it and make
a bundle. Seriously, I am sorry that you are feeling down. We all have
days like that. This comes with huge ((((HUGS))))) X
2007-09-03 14:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile!
2007-08-26 14:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cheer up! whatevers putting you down will be gone tomorrow =]
2007-08-26 14:58:54 · answer #11 · answered by TuttiDolce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋