i need someone's motivational speech to get my fat lazy **** off the couch and in the rest of the house where i need to clean!
2007-08-26 14:34:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i think i hear rats in the kitchen....
2007-08-26 14:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by TuttiDolce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We need to motivate each other because I've been like that all weekend! I usually try to get my cleaning done during the week & I've had too many things going on. Thought I could save it for the weekend but nope, haven't done much. The best advice for me & you is to get up, just do it & get it over with.
2007-08-26 21:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by ~Josie~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your fat lazy asss off the couch and clean the rest of the damn freakin house!!!
2007-08-26 21:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by beautiful mess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!!! Spiders!! Clean the darn house!!! There's mice in the kitchen, and roaches everywhere!!!
(not trying to be mean. Just motivating you!!!!)
Try listening to music. It makes it more fun. Do things in sections. Do one room, take a break, next room ,take a break, you know.
2007-08-26 21:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by DunderMifflin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm coming over. I'll be there in a hour.
(It always motivate me to clean when I hear someone is coming by.)
2007-08-26 21:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't clean the house the cockroaches are going to come and give you a visit!
2007-08-26 21:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It stinks in here like a New York Dump! Don't you ever clean this place up?!
2007-08-26 21:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by ?4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a mento.
Skip the diet soda.
I bet if you haul a.ss and get it done you can think of somethin' else to ask by the time you get back.
I'll even give you a star.
2007-08-26 21:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Nothin' Special 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now, my friend, it's time to clean.
your house is in need of serious repair.
hop to it before i have no hair.
love, cherish this time of work and misery.
for eventually it will bring you peace and glee.
now listen to my humble plea.
and paper clip,
don't get no lip,
or i just might go to get my whip.
well, i made it up on the spot, but that's good enough for me :).
2007-08-26 21:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get up there is a zombie under the couch!
2007-08-26 21:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clean your house it's an embarassment
2007-08-26 21:38:53 · answer #11 · answered by i luv miguel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋