women and farting-?

Question

why is it that when a man farts, it is so disgusting and you should have been shot at birth, but all women have to do is say oops! and allowed to laugh?

Answer 1

Freakin' genius....NOT.

Because women don't typically make a GAME out of it.

Was it a woman who developed the absolutely OBSCENE game of "turtle?" Of course not! It was the totally infantile and sadistic mind of a man that came up with that one.

And girls don't sit there and make a huge deal out of passing gas...BOYS do though. BOYS think it's frigging hysterical...especially if it makes other people queasy in the process.
Farting...and the stench that accompanies them....is NOT -- I hate to break it to you -- something to be proud of!

Oh, and ever heard of "anal retention?" Perhaps you might start practicing it more...it'll save you the death-looks, I promise.

So, the next time you feel the urge to rip one and make everyone else around you run for the nearest source of fresh air, think about this question....AND the common sense answers that YOU should be coming up with.

Answer 2

I don't think that is true at all. I know plenty of people that are disgusted by both sexes passing gas. I also know plenty of females that don't give a crap about farting around anyone, same with men. I tend to hide it as much as possible, but if it slips no need for it to be a big deal. Everyone does it.

However, laughing at it, unless with like close friends that are okay with that behavior is just rude and immature. No matter what gender.

Answer 3

That's not true, when a man farts it's " Oh Dude, that was WEAK!!!!!! Have another beer man. Want some pretzels with that? " And when a girl farts it's " That is disgusting, go in the bathroom or go outside when you do that! : ~_~ So don't come in here getting it all wrong son.

Answer 4

I laugh when my husband farts.
And I don't know where you herd about women farting then laughing. Becuase most of the women I know in general a little emabarsssed when they fart.

Answer 5

My g/f farts like you wouldn't believe. It sounds like a cannon going off, our cats think they have been shot sometimes. Men's sound more disgusting though cos we push them out and sometimes the end bit sounds wet!

Answer 6

beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot, The more you toot the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal.
Any way when a woman farts that's disgusting, most women are a work of art and art don't fart.

Answer 7

when have you heard a woman laugh when she farts? i think that farting in public is the most disgusting thing ever. it's rude. there's nothing funny about that.

Answer 8

I don't think it's gender.
It all depends on what is eaten.

I've known some women who aren't afraid to let it all out. I think they could beat a man's fart any day!

Answer 9

The male animal generally has a worse smelling fart.
Men should mind their manners and not fart too much around people.

Answer 10

em em em you reported we fart ???????????????? a guy is going to %. up his date for the night. She's not waiting yet, so he has to sit down down interior the front room along with her mother and father. He has a nasty case of gasoline and somewhat needs to releive some rigidity. Luckly, the family dogs jumps up on the settee next to him. He comes to a decision that he can permit slightly fart out and if anybody notices they're going to think of that the dogs did it. He farts, and the female yells, "Spot, get down from there." the guy thinks, "great, they think of the dogs did it." He releases yet another fart, and the female returned yells for the dogs to get down. This is going on for a pair extra farts. finally the female yells, "Dammit Spot, get down previously he sh1ts on you."