Are you like a microwave? Do you heat up quickly and then shut off, or are you like a blender? Always stirring things up?
2007-08-26 13:32:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm a heavy duty garbage disposal. People just dump their crap into me, and expect me to dispose of it quickly, easily and quietly, so they can go about their lives. It's bloody annoying, 'cause I know I have the soul of a spoon...I've always wanted to be a spoon dipped in hot fudge or butter or something...but no...I gotta eat other peoples crap. Oh well, just remember to turn the water on when you use me.
2007-08-26 13:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a DeLaval New World Standard Series Number 14 floor model cream separator. It was rated at 550 pounds of milk per hour and could separate 11 gallons of milk in 10 minutes. ...
2016-05-18 21:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm like a microwave.. overlooked compared to the oven, but give me something cold and I'll warm it up quickly... You can also tell when I'm at work because you'll see the light on.
I kind of wish I was like a water filter, though - give me something dirty and tainted, and I'd turn it into something pure and life-sustaining.
2007-08-28 00:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Cliff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a spatula'rette. In fact....... CBS is thinking about making a reality show about me named.... "The Spatula'rette"
The premise is that every week a new bachelor will be brought in to create a recipe with me from scratch in my kitchen. If he can't cut the mustard.... if he can't flip my pancakes..... if he can't bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan...... he's toast.
In the end, I should have an amazing mate who will cook all my meals for me. I mean how cool is that? Maybe I'll even find a guy who will sing me Spoon River. :)
2007-08-26 13:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
After reading MnG's answer,,I'm speechless... Her mind is so interesting and fun...Would like to give her a star...
Wonder if she has ever had her brain scanned..was it like anyone else in the universes?
I think I identify at this point with the floor...I'm floored!.
2007-08-26 13:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say I'm more like the oven mitt.......it's only a coincidence that I'm seeing the Proctologist tomorrow...
~jaz~
2007-08-26 16:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The waffle iron... get all heated up and greased up and then flattened!
2007-08-26 15:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by moontrikle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
microwave somedays and a freezer other days ... ( cold as ice ) lol
2007-08-26 13:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by penny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a good question. lol. hmmmmm. dont know sorry. but i gave you a star.
2007-08-26 13:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no I'm a fridge I always give food.
2007-08-26 13:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋