We inherited a human skull from a crazy Nazi dentist and now we no longer want it
2007-08-26 13:00:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
yes... douche
the fbi will be at her house in like 10 mins.
you're too stupid to live.
2007-08-26 13:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by Busty Mcgee 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I can help you out with that.
I once purchased a real human skull at a local garage sale from the family of a deceased pharmacist. They were selling off all his old office stuff, and just wanted to get rid of it so they gave it to me for only $2. It was the kind of commercially-prepared and preserved skull you can buy from any biological supply company, and you can often find them in college labs and medical schools. The jaw was attached with springs and the top of the cranium was sawed off and all the different areas were anatomically labelled in black ink. They're worth quite a lot of money, actually.
Want to know what I did with it? I sold it on eBay. That's right, and I managed to get $600 for it. It was the best sale I ever made! Contrary to popular belief, it is perfectly legal to sell human bones on eBay as long as they weren't illegally disinterred and especially as long as they're not from any Native American gravesites. What I did was write up an auction page specifying that only people working in the medical industry or college academia are allowed to bid on it. I wanted to make sure that the skull would get a respectable home, and I wasn't just going to sell it to any weirdo who came along. When the bidding ended, I had the winner fax me over a copy of his ID and some of his business credentials. The buyer was a guy who works for a biological supply company in Canada, and he resold it to a university somewhere up there. And if you don't want to do that for some reason, then simply donate the skull to any college that has a biology lab and I'm sure they will appreciate it. You could also just give it a burial in the woods somewhere, but I think it would be far better if it gets used for educational purposes. You can feel free to contact me privately and I'll be happy to give you tips on selling it.
2007-08-26 21:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Send it to me!
Or you could sell it on ebay.
I don't believe there's any law against owning or selling human skulls, unless they're evidence in an ongoing investigation.
2007-08-26 20:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Nothin' Special 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
draw a circle of salt.
say a prayer of protection..
place it in the circle of salt..
cover it in salt.
say a prayer of cleansing.
pour some lighter fluid on it.
imagine the soul(of the skull) going to a white light.
light the fluid.
imagine the soul(of the skull) going to a white light.
the skull will not burn completely. so bring it and bury it
at a sacred place.
dont harm yourself.
2007-08-27 16:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by troyleenall 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have absolutely nothing constructive to add to this question, I just wanted to thank you for posting the funniest thing I have ever read on Yahoo! answers.
I have tears I am laughing so hard. Good luck with your endeavor.
2007-08-26 20:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suggest that you contact your local museum. It is an important part of history and may be valuable to others.
2007-08-26 20:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well shooting a Liberal would be proper and ethical but It's not legal yet !
2007-08-26 20:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
By posting this question, you have opened up a can of worms that may come back and bite you in the ***. Good luck fighting off the police and F.B.I.! lol.
2007-08-26 20:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by milovlovesme 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Call the coroner.
2007-08-26 20:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by Crystal 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
draw a swastika on it and throw it at some jews.
2007-08-27 11:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋