2007-08-26 11:36:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I heard one that goes, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in." Ick!
2007-08-26 11:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Baby Your Like A Speeding Ticket..... You Got Fine Written All Over You
2007-08-26 18:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think all of them are incredibly stupid. I hate when guys use them. It just makes me not want to talk to the guy at all. It's like, why not come up to me and be sincere instead of trying to "pick me up". I was at a fair a few months ago, and I was walking past this guy working at one of the little game thingys, and he was like "hey, we give supermodels free turns." I turned to him and said "oh really? well, when I see one, I'll be sure to tell them that."
2007-08-26 18:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have had several dropped on me here they are you asked for it....
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you just fart cause you blew me away! (ewww)
Excuse me while I pick up the pieces- myheart is broken my your beauty!
can I check under your shirt? There's wings under there I know it- you are an angel!
If i think of anymore i will let you know......guys are so cute when they are desperately looking for sex! LOL
2007-08-26 18:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Aero-Smith 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw this guy in a club one time who said would u like to dance to a extremely hot girl and she said no, and he responded, "NO!, I said you look fat in those pants!".....lol
She didn't like that line too much......
2007-08-27 09:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is this one i heard a few times,
'your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.'
wtf! i just met you, idiot!
and the other...
'did it hurt?'
'did what hurt?' i ask
'when you fell from heaven, angel.'
i want to say 'you are going to hurt if you do not get away from me'. pah! morons.
2007-08-26 18:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by SiberianBlood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your feet must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.
2007-08-26 18:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was so bad that i got a headache just thinking about it. i have to go get a handfull of tylenol... sorry.
2007-08-26 18:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you look thirsty can i buy you a drink, crap if i couldn't afford the drink i wouldn't be in the bar
2007-08-26 18:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by buggys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there, pretty thing! Would you
like to go out to my truck, and f***?
2007-08-26 18:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋