You are in a room it is midnight with no other visible exits or entrances than the one door behind which you can hear the sound of a chainsaw being revved up?
2007-08-26 11:15:06 · 24 answers · asked by waggy 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I would say I am most like going to die. I stand up to my killer. I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of my death. Sure, he may kill me, but I'm not going down in trembling fear... as he would think.
The first thing I look for is glass. Something I can easily break for and make sharp. Probably a picture frame on the wall. This will probably be one of my best defense tools. Maybe I can maneuver a large piece of furniture in front of the door. Somewhat of a temporary solution. I pull out (my theoretical) GPS system, if I don't know where I am. Call 911.
Hide and seek. It's pitch black... how the hell does he know where I am? =P
2007-08-26 11:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Waggy,
Leave the door unlocked and stand to the side.
As Freddy charges in wielding the saw... slip out the door behind him. Locking it as I go.
Oh and BTW I'd also be on the cell phone to 911.
Penny
2007-08-26 18:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Squeal like a big girls blouse and wet my panties!
Id think Daddies chopping logs at this late hour? There must be a snow storm a coming...Then shut the bedroom door...the noisy sod.
2007-08-26 18:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Destroyer:Take him out and 'give' him back the chainsaw,no way i am going down without a fight even if i lose my arm the git will be getting it in his mouth.
2007-08-26 18:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Angel & Kobra 4 eva love 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First, I would be alarmed.
Second, I would realise I must be dreaming because my electric`s been cut off for the past three weeks for non-payment of the bill.
Third, wide awake, and tell my wife to stop farting on my leg, and, in future tell her to cut down on the intake of beans!
2007-08-27 04:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quickly go around the room feeling for an exit (e.g. a windown or something) if i didn't find one quick enough, feel for something to defend my self with somehow
2007-08-26 18:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by google3217 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm ... I wonder why this one is put in LBGT.
I would open the door and check it out ... for all I know it might be the fireman called to rescue me and he might be dead hunky. ;-)
After all, I've got nothing more to lose.
2007-08-27 01:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the yardboy that when he had finished cutting up that log, he could go home but I expected him back at 6am.
2007-08-26 18:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by tentofield 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mat O is right. Is the Lesbian operating the saw & the homo hearing it?
2007-08-27 08:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by Canute 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the knife out of my boot and the gun out of my back pocket and wait for the lumberjack to make the first move.
2007-08-26 18:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋