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i once said **** and he wouldnt stop saying it afterwards

2007-08-26 09:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 2 · 6 0

Ok, I didn't teach her this and she wasn't exactly a toddler... but close enough. My mom taught her this. >.>

My cousin lives in Russia, and in Russia they learn English as a foreign language, so my mom was teaching my cousin the difference between two vowel sounds. Her example was "sh*t" and "sheet." Of course, being an inquisitive 8-yr-old, my cousin asked her what "sh*t" meant. My mom told her what it meant, then when she came back home she was like "I taught your cousin sh*t, but you can teach her the f word if you want."

Yes, I am still normal, even though I grew up with an overprotective parent like that. >.>

2007-08-26 16:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was young, I taught a 3 year old the expression "up your butt and around the corner." I didn't even know what it meant back then, I thought it was kinda funny.

2007-08-26 16:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Qu'est ce que tu penses? 6 · 1 0

Ha! We taught my little sister that it was OK to curse at people if you had your hands folded like you were praying. She called the neighbor every name in the book while my brother and I laughed our @sses off. We were such little $hits back then.

2007-08-26 16:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Underneath my truck, changing oil. Wrench slipped, barked my knuckles, expressed my disgruntlement. Son goes for bath that evening, drops the wash cloth...and expressed his disgruntlement in front of his mother. She immediately (after getting him out of tub of course) came looking for me...

I swear, I never saw his little feet wandering around the driveway...

2007-08-26 16:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was babysitting my baby cousin and I was switching channels, lets say an unsuitable channel came on and I said Oh F*u*c*k! She wouldnt stop sayin oooooooh fook! Got into trouble!

2007-08-26 16:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by ஐ♥-mªrìªm-ஐ♥ 4 · 1 0

I tried teaching my baby cousin the word truck cause he's all about cars, so we see a truck pass by outside on the street and I pointed 'truck'. So he tried saying it and it turned out fck.

2007-08-26 16:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0 0

To take an object and pretend to stab someone with it. like using a toilet paper insert to play like its a lightsaber and stab it into someone. It wasnt so funny when his stabbed his older brother with a fork.

2007-08-26 16:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by reverandmaniac 2 · 0 0

mmmmm bad words & how 2 flip some 1 off

2007-08-26 16:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

the "F" word!

when my son was about 5-6, he tried to throw a ball back into our yard, it hit the top of the fence & bounced back, so he exclames "F_ _ _!"

i couldnt believe it. least he used it correctly!

2007-08-26 16:19:45 · answer #10 · answered by cat 5 · 1 0

To throw things

2007-08-26 16:18:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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