Way of telling someone you're not interested and getting away line? Think up the funniest, like "My house is on fire" or something lol!
Most funny gets Best Answer. Be original xxx
2007-08-26 08:25:46 · 20 answers · asked by TV Addict 2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lilly Lange: Love that song! Like "I've got herpes...ermm, no syphillis!" Teehee :)
2007-08-26 08:52:52 · update #1
Can ye no take the hint, its no rising, its telling ye something then, isn't, pls re-read!!! x
2007-08-26 10:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a pen friend and she sent me a photo and she looked very nice. So eventually we intended to meet but and soon the big day came and went to visit on the train but taking an overnight bag to stay the weekend.
Well when I set eyes on her my heart sank and she must have she was a 5' dwarf that was the same wide and absolutely nuts.
I was sat in her house and she said after about 5 Min's give me a kiss and touching me in my rude area ha ha
So I had to get out of this and fast while she went to the loo I rang me mate and said ring me back on my mobile in 5 Min's.
When he did he said Hi whats up and I said " What do you mean there is a flood " so he said what the **** you on about and me " How much water 3 ft oh **** ok then do you need me back there ?
With that she said what is up I said flood at work I will have to go back and she said well leave your bag and come back.
And I said I will take it with me do not know how serious it is , I was laughing all the way up the road at the utter astonishment in my mates voice what you on about .
2007-08-26 18:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta dash - doctors appointment in 15 minutes!
2007-08-26 15:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you met Roger? hes my late rabbit. He died of choking on a carrot, i keep his ashes with me at all times and sleeps next to me. i simply cant part with him....and i certainly dont want another man in my life!
if he doesnt get the message, he'd this i was psychotic anyway!
2007-08-26 15:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by bibbittybobittyboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when they offer to buy you another drink..say "do think our relationship is going to last that long".
i must go ive an appointment at the clap clinic in 10 mins.
2007-08-26 15:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i normaly say "dont you ever get the hint that coz you bought me 5 drinks & ive not touched one of em that im interested in you?"
2007-08-26 15:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend has a crude but classic answer. I already have one c in my knickers, I don't need another one.
I couldn't use it but she seems to get away with it!
2007-08-26 15:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
``ask people who they would rather talk to, you, or the guy who cleans out the public toilets in dundee. they would rather chat to wee john jock poo pong mac plop everytime``.
2007-08-26 15:32:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really must go - they've only let me out for the afternoon!!
2007-08-27 01:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops im outta Pixie Lust sorry , lol xxx
2007-08-26 15:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋