2007-08-26 07:24:26 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha Ha Tyler Durden finaly showed up then. Bet you weren't expecting a 30 stone peg leg with halitosis and high heels. You'll be more careful on the internet next time. Best way to get rid of him is to suggest doing some work or else tell him that Von Sputniks Berlin Cutprice supermarket are having a two for one offer on toilet rolls.
2007-08-26 08:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a CD of the Corrs or better yet Andy Gibb and crank it up, lock the stereo in your bedroom. Get a room for a night. He'll be gone the next day. Drag the couch out and burn it.
2016-04-02 00:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get guys to leave put on some Jackson Browne - I guarantee it works - the only guy it didn't work on - I've been living with for 4 years - he won't go away.
2007-08-26 07:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by Your Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the clock in the guest room 5 hours forward.
2007-08-26 07:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by :] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to go home because they get on your nerves. I did it just the other night to a guy that came over and stayed way too long. He left.
2007-08-26 07:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Stan L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually try subtlety first, if that doesn't work, I'll be a little more straightforward, and, if they still don't get the message, then it's time to grab them by the collar and give them the heave-ho.
2007-08-26 07:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smell really bad, and tell them after scratching your head that you just can't seem to get rid of the lice.
2007-08-26 07:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them if they don't get the hell out you'll arrest them for trespassing????
or start talking about the bible and how much you love jesus
or your female problems
there's always dropping your pants and dumping a load right in front of them and wiping your hands on their clothes
2007-08-26 07:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shot gun blast always does the trick for me. But then you got that messy clean up
2007-08-26 08:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by DAMN SILLY BILLY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I let my 4 small kids loose on them LOL..gets so loud and crazy everyone wants to leave
2007-08-26 07:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by mamabear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋