Five Questions if a wife asks her husband...what will be the answer?

Question

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
What will be the Husband's answer..........?

2 - "Do you love me?"
What will be the Husband's answer..........?

3 - "Do I look fat?"
What will be the Husband's answer..........?

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
What will be the Husband's answer..........?

5 - "What would you do if I died?"
What will be the Husband's answer..........?

If you really enjoy answering this....please I deserve star

Answer 1

I'm sorry I wasn't
More today than the day we married
I love you just the way you are
You are the most beautiful woman I know
You're not getting rid of me that easy

Answer 2

1. Hmmm. Huh? What? Oh, nothing, dear.
2. Hmmm. Huh? What? Look in the garage sweetie.
3. Hmmm. Huh? What? What's for dinner, darling?
4. Hmmm. Huh? What? Look out for that car!
5. Hmmm. Huh? What? Honey, this is the Playoffs...

Answer 3

these are asshole answers:


1 - "What are you thinking?"
about that hot girl that just walked by

2 - "Do you love me?"
no, i just married you for the sex.

3 - "Do I look fat?"
no, that dress just looks ugly on you.

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
well, you're getting on in the years...

5 - "What would you do if I died?"
go clubbing

Answer 4

1. Nothing
2. Of course
3. No, why would you ask me that
4.No one is prettier than you baby
5.I don't want to talk about it

Answer 5

1. all about you
2. sure i do honey
3. no honey u look just fine
4. no your the prettiest woman i know
5. i would then kill myself and go to heave with u

Answer 6

I try to ignore all of them.

Answer 7

corn
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yes
yes
get drunk