2007-08-25 19:15:26 · 21 answers · asked by DON'T BURN ME 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Hillary Clinton
I just assumed she was like CHER ~ only 1 name needed ~ especially in politics
2007-08-25 19:27:17 · update #1
I'd need earplugs or headphones .
But there's a catch with the headphones . I might get stuck hearing Sonny and Cher's 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves' on the headphones and out of the mouth of Hillary . Ya just gotta figure that Hill-Bill would start reminiscing about her childhood .
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
We hear it from the people in town they call us Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. . . . . . . . And every night all the men would come around. . . . and lay their money down
2007-08-25 19:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have my bowels ripped out by wolves, but.
I'd either need a:
>shovel...to deal with her bullsh*t
or
>A sturdy pair of boots...to wade through her bullsh*t
or
>A calculator...to find out what percentage of my coconuts she plans to "re-distribute"
The only ggod thing about being stuck on an island with Hillary is that Bill might come to rescue her and he'd probably bring some good looking "interns" with him.
2007-08-26 04:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
A pair of sturdy galoshes or mukluks to avoid stepping in all the bullsh*t that ugly witch spews from her big mouth.
2007-08-26 08:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A shovel,being a female and a crooked politician,she'd never shut up trying to tell me how to do it.
I'd have to bury her to cut down on the stink.
2007-08-26 08:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well in the absence of a real woman I guess a skank would have to do
2007-08-26 11:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by ULTRA150 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Earplugs.
2007-08-26 07:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by scottdman2003 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Earplugs.
2007-08-26 02:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
The bible. A really, really big one with large print.
2007-08-26 02:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by the old dog 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A crucifix.
2007-08-26 08:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cherie 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
2x4 with a big nail in the end of it.
Old School
2007-08-26 02:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy P 5 · 9⤊ 3⤋