2007-08-25 18:13:29 · 34 answers · asked by Your Mom 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was a sadistic child! I always wanted to flick him in the side of the head, then pick him up with my right hand and squeeze him till dough oozed out from between my fingers... Yes, I had issues!
2007-08-25 18:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Leia 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, a as crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
2007-08-25 19:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he looks sticky and might be like the tar baby, from a children's tale that always scared me. Thanks, now I'll dream about the Pillsbury Doughboy consuming me like the Blob.
2007-08-25 19:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heck yeah, I've been wanting to poke that little guy for years now! Do you know how I can get a hold of his agent? I would love to make this dream a reality!
2007-08-25 18:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Bee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, since poking him elsewhere will probably lead to a yeast infection.
2007-08-25 18:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would rip him apart and eat him after poking him b/c pillsbury dough tastes so good uncooked.
2007-08-25 18:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I love him and his belly looks so.... fun to poke!
2007-08-26 07:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way but Betty Crocker might be fun
2007-08-25 18:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I would give him a huggie, hug for all the good foods the company created!
2007-08-25 18:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah baby!
2007-08-25 18:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by qpi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋