It keeps happening to me. Why can't I ever learn?
2007-08-25 18:11:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is that YOU?? Jeepers, give a poor girl a break. Just because I have to moonlight at Old MacDonald's Bar (Our motto: ♫Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick, chick♪ ) doesn't mean I have to take you home every night.
I wanted to work as a waitress but Old Mac said I just didn't have a big enough rack. You've seen that shot gun and the rack in my pick-up....looks pretty decent, doesn't it? I don't like wearing that chicken suit - its hot and scratchy- but I get paid for every drunk I drive home at the end of my shift.
I never can get you to wake up and tell me where you live. It's good your belt is loose cause that's how I drag you out of the back of my pick-up. I leave you on my front lawn but you always manage to get inside somehow. I don't mind you snoring in my bed but at least help me with that darned zipper when you come in the house so I can get out of that chicken outfit.
2007-08-26 04:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it happens to me regularly. It always chook me up in the morning. Although I never expect fowl play, it's really eggs on my face when that happens. I am just too cocky to admit that it is a continuing problem and I keep letting it happen.
2007-08-26 08:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, my best informed estimate is this "moderation in all things" which would explain your exhorbitant bar tab also. By the way, tell them to quit using me as your contact number because I can't believe your bar tab is actually higher than the GNP of Peru and Bolivia combined!
2007-08-26 01:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I woke up dressed as a lobster.
Never did find out what went on.
2007-08-26 02:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have awakened with someone dressed in a birthday suit.
2007-08-26 01:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wished it was someone in a chicken suit, but it was just a chicken.
2007-08-26 01:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just glad to know you still have what it takes to get the "chicks." Uhm....... do I even wanna ask what got layed first? The chicken or the egg?
2007-08-26 06:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If by 'someone' you mean me and by 'drunk' you mean high on margarita's, lack of sleep and something I found in a box at Stonehenge; then yes... yes I have.
2007-08-26 01:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but a beautiful blonde girl did once.
2007-08-26 08:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh... that was you! Did I leave my beak on the night stand?
2007-08-26 23:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by moontrikle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋