So you go out on a date with a new guy to a decent restaurant. The meal is the only good part of the night. Your egotistical new date hasn’t stopped talking about themselves since the date started. After dinner he decides to tell you he doesn’t have any money, and that you should be able to take care of the dinner bill. As you rummage through your purse you come across your ultra handy shrink ray. Deciding his ego needs some deflating you zap him down to the size of a little bug. What would be your ultimate revenge to the little cheapskate that is now screaming absenities at you at the top of his little lungs?
2007-08-25 17:31:43 · 15 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
eat him
2007-08-25 17:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by N!cky 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd take him, put him in a mayonnasie jar with holes punched in the top for air, throw a little ripped up newspaper in the bottom (in case of "accidents"). I'd buy all the seasons of Jerry Springer on DVD and buy the worst rap music I could find. Then, before I left for work each morning, I'd set him in front of the TV with Jerry, turn on the rap music and head out the door. I'd do that for a week then I'd set him free .
2007-08-26 00:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by WildOne 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried to stomp his head off but he got me with the butter knife before I could stop his little hand. Didn't see it coming. I never went on another date after that.
2007-08-26 00:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sister Wench 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I already got my revenge. Let the waiter step on him as he hands him the bill.
2007-08-26 00:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao....I'd put him on an empty plate - slice and dice - noooo, I couldn't do that, to the plate....I'd have to squash him with the heel of my shoe and then happily pay the bill :)
2007-08-26 00:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Squash him like a bug
2007-08-26 00:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by foxyhdgrl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pick his little legs and then put him in my little jar under my hot lamp for a month, then toss him in my fire place.
2007-08-26 00:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by All Of the Above 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd keep him in a jar until he learned how little he really mattered.
2007-08-26 00:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by nerdys_cool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
use him to snuff out the candle on the table and not put the flame all the way out.
2007-08-26 00:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drop him in a fire ant nest
2007-08-26 00:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not vidictive... I wouldn't shrink all of him.... Only his penis...
for life...
2007-08-26 00:37:47 · answer #11 · answered by crazymommy3 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋