how can i become homeless?

Question

i find the lifestyle interesting and fun. i would like to give it a try for a couple weeks, how would i go about doing this?

Answer 1

It's not easy, but I think I can help you..

1. Quit your job...

2. Drink yourself into a stupor every day...

3. Stop using Hygiene...

4. Practice sleeping on cold concrete...(and go camping a few times before you commit to any long-term homelessness...

5. Don't shave, and make sure you only wear one outfit everyday until it bonds with your skin like glue...(and get a mangy dog for protection...)

And you're right...It can be very fulfilling...especially the horribly slow death from malnutrition and exposure to the elements...they'll be "fulfilling" your grave up with dirt...

Ya' just can't beat the swarms of mosquitos, and getting stomped to death by bored teenagers...It's a very alluring lifestyle...not suited for everyone, though...just poor mentally ill bastards who aren't getting any love or medical treatment...

(no endless forms to fill out, though...so ya' got that going for ya...)

Answer 2

Easy......wear dirty clothes, don't shower for a week, carry no possessions, and go live out side somewhere near a shopping center. Hold up a sign that says "Will Work For Food!!" Or better yet, talk to some homeless people in your area and see what they think of the lifestyle!! That might change your mind about wanting to be homeless. After you try this experiement, write about!!

Answer 3

Are you serious? You can't figure this out on your own? Well, if you want to do it for a couple weeks, then get your bills caught up, take a vacation from work (or quit, and find a new one when you're done playing around) then, you sleep on the streets with nothing. OR, since you find it so "interesting and fun", maybe you should just stop paying your bills altogether. You'll get evicted pretty soon, and you'll be right where you want to be. Enjoy.

Answer 4

Well, the obvious route would be to not go home after work/school one day. Don't spend any money you have on you (only what others give you, not counting your employer), and forage what you can from your environment (like the stereotypical newspaper blanket).

However, there's the fact that your absence from your normal life for two weeks will probably be noticed by someone at some point. If you can somehow inform those who it may concern of your plans without incurring any lasting damage to your friendships, career, or housing payments, make sure to do so. Odds are you'll want to have a house to go back to after your 'camping trip'.

Answer 5

Why on earth would you want to do that? It is a terrible way to live.

If you really want to be homeless I guess go to a place where it is warm. Frostbite really hurts! You could eat out of the trash and live in a shelter,or there is always abandoned buildings. Don't forget about the many nights you will find yourself in jail. That's always a fun and interesting experience! Good luck with that?????????

Answer 6

i dont see how you can be serouis about this,being homeless is no joke,take it from me,without getting into personal details i was homeless for 2 months,i was 19.i went two weeks living off potato chips and whatever else i was lucky enough to get.i only weighed 99 pounds,i actually had to sleep in the woods,i eventually ended up joining the carnival and that was just as worse,,i lived a nightmare for about 4 months until i met my husband,,22 yrs now,,instead of wanting to know what it feels like being homeless ,try helping homeless people out,or do voulnteer work helping people in need,,soup kitchens etc.use your heart to help someone in need and you will be blessed in many ways..take care

Answer 7

^Interesting maybe, fun no way. Try living on the streets for a day or two, eating out of garbage cans, sleeping on the street or an abandoned building, no bathroom or place to wash, of course there is always the smelly gas station to use, possibly being arrested, beaten or killed just for being homeless or maybe for your shoes, trust me you'll run back home with your tail between your legs.

Answer 8

My home was destroyed in a disaster and by the way my family was killed in a wreck a year before that.and then i was homeless .sleeping In a tent in the woods .me and my dog so burn your home down and then buy a tent.
fun?
yes its much fun.
.boy o boy will you have some fun!!!. those woods were nice with a clear stream i bathed in.and big ole trees and a lady came by and told me to move.since i was camping near a waste disposal sight and she had control and well. it was all fun. so try that.
By God. i think i will do that again.tonight i am going to burn this ole place down i have now and take my new puppy who is all i have now.out in the woods!! great .and thanks for making me remember. you idiot.

Answer 9

i ask your self no rely if it is typically to do with delight. They sense ashamed to invite for help from kin whilst they have been caught into complication -- and probably do no longer desire to take heed to the 'I instructed you so.' word. it somewhat is the form of disgrace quite as one's house is the place help ought to settle for. I agree approximately those with particular steel ailments too, some could have puzzled off and forgot the place they belong. those on drugs want the main help as they don't seem to be of their staggering minds and can't get out of the state throughout the time of which they get caught. All drug traffickers ought to be seen a secure practices concern to any society.

Answer 10

not have a home, from what I can see the homeless are not a happy lot, what with lice being robbed raped set on fire and all.

Maybe a nice camping trip is more in line with what you need and a trip to a nice psychologist to sort out your goals