http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070825193818AAgzZy7&r=w i usualy listen to justin timberlakes beautifull voice or i watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPopkrYYN6s but heres a joke //////////////////////////Sunday School joke?
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn THING in me one more time, I'll break IT in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-08-25 17:00:24
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answered by Anonymous
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I watch Sienfeld to get out of a funky mood. Here is a joke that might help you....
guy walks into a bar and orders a pitcher of beer.
he drinks the whole thing and orders another.
drinks that and several more. Then he stumbles out and goes home.
The next day, he goes back into the bar and orders a glass of water.
The bartender says " You can't come in here and order water after last night, you are a legend after all you drank."
The guy says " I know but I feel terrible, I have a headache and I went home last night and blew chunks".
The bartender says " Anyone would puke after drinking as much as you did"
The guy says " No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog"...
LMAO LMAO, that joke put me into labor many years ago. Its probably not even funny, but I am a dork!
2007-08-26 00:03:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Try listening to music, or being around people you enjoy. I'm sorry, I don't know how to make you smile and I'm not very good at making people laugh, but I care. And I hope you start feeling better soon.
2007-08-25 23:59:32
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answered by LEMON the good life 7
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I'm sorry you are down. I usually go for a walk or weed the garden. Something that must be done but takes my mind off things.
Rose P.
2007-08-26 00:08:11
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answered by rose p 7
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Read a good book, talk to a friend, work in my flower garden, play with my kids, daydream, take a nap, walk the dog, answer crazy polls and survey questions. =-)
2007-08-26 00:01:32
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answered by Anonymous
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i realy enjoy feeding stray animals weird things.
like a cattapeler with barbeque sauce on it =D
2007-08-26 00:02:13
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answered by Anonymous
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yesterday I went into Walmart.. I went into one of the dressing rooms there.. about 5 minutes later.. i yelled out..
"Hey, There's no toilet paper in here".
LOL
2007-08-26 00:00:54
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answered by Scotty 6
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