2007-08-25 16:39:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When it rolls away behind the stove unnoticed and grows a strange mold-like bacteria and starts cloning itself and takes over the world.
2007-08-25 16:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Okay, now you’re just being silly. Bagels do not have free will, and therefore they cannot “become” dangerous. All bagels are born good and remain good forevermore.
Dammit, now who drew this pentagram on the inside of the bread box!?
2007-08-26 00:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When it rolls out from under the ceiling rafters from an attic room in France during Nazi occupation.
(Thankfully those days are over and we are free to enjoy bagels with unfettered delight)
2007-08-28 03:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually think it's sooo gross! Like okay if that really up your streets then go for it. But I personally think its a little weird. But I guess if lady gaga can get away with if why can't anyone else?
2016-04-01 23:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it gets put in the same toaster with a piece of toast.
Uhh...Still haunts me.
Poor toast....
2007-08-26 13:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by - 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When, instead of cream cheese, you spread a mixture of plastic explosives and mercury fulminate on them.
;-)
2007-08-26 11:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They always become homicidal whenever some perplexed rube drawls, "What kinda doughnut is THAT?"
2007-08-25 21:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when they fail to abide by the world's non proliferation treaty and start making nukes
2007-08-26 03:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you consume too much of it with cream cheese and jelly.
2007-08-25 16:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it gets a taste for human flesh ...
2007-08-25 21:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋