1) David Hasselhoff
2) cotton candy
3) "Viva Viagra"
4) Don King
5) crab walk
6) Paris
7) vacuum chamber
8) Rocket Man
2007-08-25 15:56:18 · 12 answers · asked by cindy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHA...great answers everyone!
2007-08-25 16:10:53 · update #1
There was a wonderful horse race in Paris today, attracting such luminaries as Don King and David Hasselhoff. In the race itself, Cotton Candy melted quickly, Vacuum Chamber ran out of breath at the first turn, Crab Walk scuttled into third place, Rocket Man boosted into second place, but Viva Viagra rose to the challenge and came right up the middle before hitting the Winner's Circle.
2007-08-25 16:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
David Hasselhoff killed Don King today by crab walking him into a vacuum chamber. His girlfriend, Cotton Candy, said the he went crazy in Paris, running down the street screaming "Viva Viagra" after an all night session of being the Rocket Man and he just lost his mind!
2007-08-25 16:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
David Hasselhoff and Don KIng were walking along the streets of Paris with a vacuum cleaner with a broken vacuum chamber while eating cotton candy. They came along the crab walk where the Rocket Man was selling cotton candy and passing out free samples of Viva Viagra.
2007-08-25 16:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Paris fair opened today with the aroma of cotton candy and the sight of David Hasselhoff belting out his latest US hit "Viva Viagra".
Don King was also spotted near a vacuum chamber helping "Rocket Man" Elton John crab walk his way to the finish line in the Dumbest Walk relay.
2007-08-25 16:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
David Hasselhoff and Don King were doing the crab walk while strolling down the streets of Paris. The Rocket Man was on the corner selling tickets to the vacuum chamber, as David screamed "Viva Viagra", and Don woofed down the last of the cotton candy!
?? Or something??
Hey, I tried, right? =P
2007-08-25 16:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tress 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. David Hasselhoff is nothing, without KITT.
2. I would love to share a big bag of cotton candy, with Cindy.
3. I don't understand why men, have to "Viva Viagra", to get it up. It just comes natural, for me.
4. Don King, is lucky Mike Tyson, didn't beat the crap out of him.
5. What do you call a guy, who walks with his hand between his legs? He is just doing, "The Crab Walk".
6. Paris, really needs to spend more time in jail!
7. When my co-worker asks me a stupid question, I know his mind must be in a vacuum chamber.
8. I am a truck driver and my handle is Rocketman. No, seriously, I am telling the truth, it really is!!!
Ok, by looking at the other answers, I must have misunderstood the question. I am sorry, but I will let my answer stand. Peace!
2007-08-25 16:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by bikinybandit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While singing his version of Rocket Man, David Hasselhoff, wipes away the cotton candy that he shared with Paris that Don King gave them. Afterwards they all shouted Viva Viagra, and headed to the local motel for a crab walk.
2007-08-25 16:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Lea 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You asked me to use the words: David Hasselhoff,cotton candy,"Viva Viagra",Don King, crab walk, Paris,Vacuum chamber, and Rocket Man in no more than two sentences. And I did. Lol.
2007-08-25 16:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In startling news today from Paris, David Hasselhoff and his long time 'life companion' Don king were married today in a quiet ceremony held in a beautiful cotton candy decorated vacuum chamber.
When asked for a reaction from the happy couple, Don was reported to scream out 'Viva Viagra' and then did a crazy crab walk while breaking into a rousing rendition of 'Rocket Man', much to the delight of elated fans and onlookers!.. film at 11
2007-08-25 16:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
David Hasselhoff was eating some cottoncandy in Paris, but then Don King does the crab walk while singing "Viva Viagra". Then as if things couldn't get stranger a Rocket man comes out of a vacuum chamber, and don't ask me how he got in it in the 1st place.....he doesn't even know.
THE END!!!
2007-08-25 16:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋